#cryptid dad

hint : this won't actually involve fishing

if you can't wake up early, become an owl; sleep during the day so you can stay up all night until dawn–the ideal fishing hours

invest in good fishing rod. it'll last you a lifetime and won't snap when you accidentally reel in a tiger shark

don't let your dumb child accidentally fish a barracuda. i don't care if they're alright; why the shit are you fishing a barracuda you're like six

homemade bait is always better

the more pungent the bait smell is, the better

if you see someone standing in the middle of the sea: no you don't.

is that figure approaching? steer the ship away, we need to find a new spot anyway

always hydrate and keep bottled water nearby. it's also useful to immobilise a shark that jumped into the ship–pour that freshwater to its gills. don't get bitten

wear a good bucket hat. look at me go

always listen to the sea. if you feel like storm is brewing even though it seems sunny, start finding a temporary island to dock

alternatively, if you're stranded in an unrecorded island and it's full of werecreatures: just stay in the shallows and don't go off the boat

if you find yourself making eye contact with a weregoat that's playing on the swings installed on said unrecorded island's beach, just look away

shrimp is good shrimp is life

bring eggs to the boat so you can eat instant noodles with shrimps and eggs

praying is good. always pray

don't question it when you caught a grouper the size of a small car. just celebrate and don't think about it further

you saw a fisherman jumped into the water and hasn't resurface in half an hour? that's fine, some of them can hold their breaths until an hour

you do not fuck with sharks. some sharks are not sharks, and you do not fuck with that shark.

seeing whales while fishing means good luck; it means the sea is clean, the fishes are thriving, and all is well. alternatively, if you fuck with whales i'll stab you

when you're fishing in the sea, you won't be back on mainland for weeks. so make sure you do all your fishing before you get married, so you can fulfill your sea-call before giving it up to lavish your new family.

you can still fish in freshwater pools. but it will never be the same

From what I can remember, the plot was that the Reader went out hiking/researching on a beast that was seen in a certain area, and was then caught up in a landslide/some sort of disaster.

Reader (who I think hurt themselves?) saved a Baby Cryptid during the accident, and was then found by Papa Cryptid. He took the lot of them to his den, where Reader stayed and learned about the creature's/family unit's habits and ways of life.

Eventually, once Reader was all better, Cryptid Dad took them back to a village nearby.

You beautiful dirty cryptid dad 

Hi Robert lol

Or how ‘bout we  go to Jim and Kims and drink some shots 😏🥃❤️🍆 

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