mountain goats litany for survival: I am gonna make it through this year it it kills me
mountain goats litany for divorce: hand in unlovable hand
mountain goats litany for justice: I’m gonna bribe the officials, I’m gonna kill all the judges
mountain goats litany for revenge: I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object
mountain goats litany for weird kid pride: wearing my lizard suit to the party
mountain goats litany for meeting word count: the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you and you are standing in the doorway
mountain goats litany against nonsense and also handball: I did not come to play handball
mountain goats litany against anti-intellectualism: I use the term advisedly according to Webster's 9th New Collegiate, definition 4b
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