#crossover queen

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'You’re alive.' Sabhmad still sounded dazed. 'You’re... here, and... you’re a smuggler?''I can explain everything,' Alibaba said quickly. Glanced at one extremely annoying King of Sindria. 'Except him.'Sinbad raised an eyebrow.'Father always said, never try to explain Sinbad,' Sabhmad said faintly. 'You’ll only get a headache.'

'Um.' Alibaba was staring at Sinbad in an all too familiar pole-axed way. 'Er….'The ex-assassin sighed. He knew Sinbad had to dazzle people, but he’d had the vague hope that Alibaba, of all people, wouldn’t be swept up in the Sindrian king’s charisma at their very first meeting. At least, not for more than an hour or two, some people managed to shake clear then-'It’s a trap! Why the heck are you still here?'Ja’far blinked. That was fast.Caught mid-charming smile, Sinbad tilted his head. 'Ah, but they don’t know I know it’s a trap. So it’s not.'Alibaba stared at him for one long moment. Glanced at Ja’far and Masrur, and shook his head. 'The Kou Empire’s in contact with King Abhmad, which means they know you’re here. They probably know you’ve only got two Generals with you. And if they know what your Metal Vessels look like, somebody probably told them you’re not wearing them. I’m going with, still a trap.' He looked straight at Masrur. 'You’re Fanalis. Can’t you knock him over the head, tie him up, and drag him out to sea before he talks you out of it?''Tempting,' Masrur agreed.I am not going to laugh. Ja’far smirked at Sinbad’s look of startled disbelief. Have you forgotten? Magic or not, Harun was one of the few people who could run rings around you. And would, if he thought he had cause.

To the surprise of absolutely no one *cough* @ialwayscomewhenyoucall *cough*, I've just started writing 2 more crossovers, bringing the current crossover WIPs count up to 8, after finally knocking one off the pile just a short time ago.

WAR IS THE MOST RESILIENT PARASITE

Jee had come aboard the Wani with a crew of failures and malcontents. He'd left it, on Admiral Zhao's orders, with a crew that was... well, still eccentric. But give them a job to do, and it would be done....Although he had needed to make more than one announcement about the proper naval traditions regarding firecrackers, squid ink, sparrowkeets, and portmasters' offices. Was it a bad sign that he'd started beginning with, don't get caught?

'Yes, sir.' Teruko tried not to step on his heels. She was still caught between giggling and wanting to pound her head against something hard, heavy, and immovable. Preferably, until she passed out. The prince is a waterbender. The spirits... our prince is a waterbender. And a firebender.La? Agni? I know family's supposed to share. But this is kind of out of hand.