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Dave trying to talk to women in the first book

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thinking about the third book again. I know that they were already jaded at the beginning but like they were really over the whole paranormal entity thing by the time Nymph showed up. Like it went from “jesus fucking christ it’s a demon who knows what it can do” to “we are unlicensed private investigators and who’s suspects just so happen to be of magical origin”.

The next time some entity tries to do the routine of levitating and emotional manipulation Dave might cut them of with “Sit your ass down and shut up, you are in my house and you are going to play by my rules or be smote. Is that clear or do I need to writ it down for you.”

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I’ve talked about David secretly being a red-drinker type vampire before but here is a fun question: Will Dave get fangs if he embraces his impulses?

Personally I want him to have a second set of retractable teeth like that found in the mouths of some freaky deep sea fish to burst messily out of his gums for the first time, when he goes to bite out somebody’s windpipe in the middle of a large battle between forces of good and evil.

Then after the initial shock has worn off days later, a scene of Dave somewhat calmly looking at the healed holes in his gums above his normal human teeth while trying to figure out how to extend his fangs on demand so he can clean them. He can’t really go to a dentist like that.

John calls it “Dave’s switch-blade collection”.

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