I won 3rd place in being cursed

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

Ok I see your point but one of my friends is in a successful band for the last million years and when they first started getting big people where shipping her fiance (secret relationship) with another band member. And gonna be honest she loves it she did not care.

OP: #wouldn't beat the same aged striders dynamics ofc#the uno reverse would be p funny tho. dramatic irony like a monkeys paw wish#'gee i hope i dont have to deal with another big bro being an dick and tryna kicking my ass again'#well no you sure won't have to worry about that!#heres an unhinged child who idolises you and keeps tryna get *himself* decapitated. have fuuuun#also kinda suits dirk and jakes godtier outfits somehow? they look more sidekicky. Batmans's Robin and a ₊˚⊹♡Magical Boy⋆.˚⭒⋆

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

My brothers and I were getting ready to host a dinner party, and our guests were Greek gods. My brothers knew nothing about the gods, however, so I was having to very quickly educate them before the gods arrived. I told them not to make any jokes about peacocks because Hera would get offended if they insulted her sacred animal.

Why did they make Ludwig Chinese his name is Ludwig

My wife can unwrap an ice cream sandwich with her penis

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

complete accident.

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

trots away from you....

3d art always looks so cool

Mmmmm frostingggg

in a funny spot where i would like to be perceived as a woman but not in a "oh thats a cis woman" way. like i don't want to hide that im trans at all. if you see me looking cunted up like crazy and then a deep ass Had a Beard In High School voice comes out of my mouth you are fuckin welcome. you should be so thankful to be graced by the presence of the hottest bitch on the planet

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

"I know how I got here."