I Tried Tracking Calories Like a Responsible Adult — Then Homemade Samosas Happened
Let’s be real: counting calories as an Indian vegetarian is like playing chess during an earthquake. You think you’re doing great — until someone drops off a plate of hot samosas and suddenly your macros look like modern art.
So I did what any chaos-taming millennial would do:
I downloaded Chronometer and committed to it for two weeks.
2800-calorie maintenance. 800-calorie deficit. A whole lot of lentils.
And yes — I survived. Barely.
Spoiler: It’s the most detailed nutrition tracker I’ve ever used.
Also spoiler: It made me realize poha might be plotting against me.
The good:
Nutrient tracking so intense it knows your iron levels better than your doctor.
Syncs with wearables like it’s training you for a nutrition-themed video game.
Recipe builder saved my rajma-rice routine from spreadsheet hell.
The chaos:
Logging “Mom’s Special Aloo Paratha” felt like filling out a tax form.
Dosa entries? A crime against South Indian cuisine.
Spent more time logging food than eating it.
Thinking of switching from MyFitnessPal or HealthifyMe?
I broke it all down: the pros, the cons, and a few hunger-induced hallucinations.
You’ll either want to download the app — or delete it from orbit.
Read the full calorie-fueled chaos here →














