Lore fact: After hours of gruelling research into Colter White’s (@the-muppet-joker) character, I have written what is objectively his most scientifically accurate characterisation in this fanfiction! (Minors DNI for this one!)
Published | Croakerverse
“Y/N!”
I heard my so called “mother” call me down.
I grumbled in frustration and dissapointment.
My life really isn’t that easy. Toda
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It can also be inferred, then, that all combination words that he furthermore creates will have their definition following the initial word contained in parentheses. The most known instance is when he brings out
HOWEVER
The muppet man has used this word in various contexts that do not exactly adhere to this definition. Additionally, Mr. The Croaker does not include the definition in parentheses, which makes finding a solid definition difficult.
These most reoccurring instances are:
Muppet “Some form of bodily harm”
We have proof that “mupp” can mean something extremely violent, often performed with bare hands or with a weapon, as Pregnant Batman’s parents were “mupped to death in front of her eyes”.
2. Muppet Fuck
Often used as a replacement for the well known expletive, the occasional “freaking” addition is dropped.
There also exist miscellaneous other definitions that seem to fit into their own unique category
Muppet jump
Muppet poop (in reference to an internet meme)
Muppet cut
Muppet walk
In conclusion:
Mupp (noun/verb)-to express a feeling or action in terms of muppet, occasionally preluded by “freaking” in order to portray severity. Often used by those who spend way too much time on Tumblr.
Credits
As discussed by Mr. The Croaker: @the-muppet-joker.
Inspired by tumblr user @edgebug and their post on muppet reproduction. Brave soldier.
Internet archaeology fixation caused by Father @strange-aeons. Thank you, Bingus Mother.
Everyone’s heard the tale of Frankenstein, of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, of James Acaster’s four episode comedy special Repertoire. The hubris of man playing God, and the themes of identity and what it means to no longer know yourself or your work.
Despite the fact that the Croaker, Norman Light’s alter ego, was destroyed at Dashcon 2 by the infamous Sir Strange, something stirs within the depths of his twisted mind.
This was our first piece of evidence that all was not as it seemed.
I knew my partner’s autism diagnosis and obsession with numerical sequences would pay off one day.
There we were, scrolling through the latest muppet joker posts, when we noticed something odd. A haphazard keyboard smash. And numbers. Now, when you’re talking ‘bout the numbers, there’s no one better than an autistic creature with a special interest in theoretical geometry and a tendency to obsess over patterns, to consult. With a collective background in code cracking and cryptic language, we set to work, trying to find the perfect cipher to decode this string. It couldn’t be Ceaser, if it were, it would need to be progressive, but there was no way to use this ‘7x7’ hint. Grid based ciphers were not often flexible enough for a 7x7 grid space. Then it hit us. The solution was not to use a 7x7 grid of pre-determined characters to decipher a random string; no, the string was the 7x7 grid.
One public outburst later, and by Jove we had it. The solution.
|Y O E/ N A A I |
|O T/ N O Y/ T S |
|U/ K O T/ T T S/ |
|C I R I H E P |
|A L M N/ A R A |
|N L/ A A/ T/ S. N |
|N M N. W M P T! |
Translated, the string read: ‘YOU CANNOT KILL ME NORMAN. NOT IN A WAY THAT MATTERS. PISS PANT!’.
There it was, the proof we’d been looking for - along with a true understanding of the limits of a route cipher. Something was not right with this rebrand. The character of ‘the muppet joker’, the insidious creation of this so-called ‘Norman Light’, was alive and kicking. Reaching out through the void of a somewhat popular Tumblr blog to assert his mupping dominance! Watch out, @the-muppet-joker.
Norman Light cannot kill his creation. His life will forever be consumed by trying to rid the world of the horrors he’s birthed. His creation will torment him always.
This was only the start of the puzzle. Dr Jekyll, Dr Frankenstein, Dr Norman ‘Croaker’ Light, all bearing creations that they shunned, all bearing the consequences of their hubris - their challenge to God.
We’ll be back with more of this mystery soon, but for now, stay mupping epic!
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am i free from the chains of technofascism and doomscrolling or is this an elaborate plot of the muppet joker to make me fall further into the grasp of their lore and the croaker nation
Love the muppet joker as performance art. It is base it is vile it is everything we buried aim pursuit of beauty of art. It takes the the pieces of our soul we flinch away from, tear out from are chests. And asks us to look unflinching and find it beautiful and funny and tragic and everything we think such things cannot be. It is are cringe are infighting us at are most antisocial brought to an extreme, and yet it is art. It is art.