#crionic-fu

Dave: listen

Dave: lola bunny 

Dave: that doesnt make me a furr-

Everyone else: *Bursts out laughing*

John: dude, no! dave!

Dave: listen listen

John, still laughing: lola bunny?!

Dave: listen im not a furry all right lola bunny is the exception everybody knows that

Dave: im sick and tired of being called a furry just because im into lola bunny

Dave: lola bunny is top tier okay

Rose: But didn’t you also once tell me that you had a crush on Roxanne from the Goofy Movie, who is an anthropomorphic dog?

Dave: no no listen

Jade: thats two!! thats two!!!!

Dave: i dont like thi- all right listen

Dave: theres two exceptions all right ill take that bullet too ill take two bullets

John, giggling: oh my god, dave… i expected this from jade but not from you!

Dave: i just want all the people out there who are too afraid to admit that they like lola bunny because theyll get called a furry to know that im there for them

Jade: wait okay question!!!!! were you one of those people that had a crush on nala from the lion king??

Dave:

Dad Egbert: NO. I KNOW YOU WOULDN’T DO IT ON PURPOSE. AND IT’S STUPID TO GET MAD AT SOMEONE FOR AN ACCIDENT. ALSO I TRUST MY SON’S TASTE IN MEN. AND UNDERSTAND THAT HEARTBREAK IS A NATURAL PART OF RELATIONSHIPS. YOU WILL BOTH HURT EACH OTHER. BUT WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS BEING MATURE, FORGIVING, AND LOVING THROUGH IT.

Dad Egbert: NOW. DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER OR A HOTDOG?

Dave, clearly expecting something: 

Karkat: ...WHAT?

Dave: 

Karkat: TAKE THE FUCKING COFFEE, ASSHOLE, OR I’M POURING IT DOWN THE SINK!

Dave:

Karkat: ...DAVE. PLEASE.

Dave:

Karkat: I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT YOU’RE MAKING ME DO THIS

Dave:

Karkat, deeply sighing: H... HERE... SOME DUNKY DONUT... BECAUSE YOU’RE... EPIC...

Dave, taking the coffee: cool thanks babe

Karkat: I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH, YOU ASSMUNCH. WE’RE GETTING A DIVORCE

Jade: the doctor seuss book!!

John: yeah, this dog can drive.

Rose, studying on her own near them: ...The Dr. Seuss book, This Dog can Drive?

Dave, appearing out of nowhere: yeah this dog can drive aint that cool

Jade: every page just says WOOOOAAAH!!!!!

John: look at that! this dog can drive!

Dave: aint that the tightest shit youve ever seen did i fuckin blow your mind kid

Rose, joining the bit: Remember when a Cat wore a Hat? That was baby garbage. Take that book and fucking burn it. This dog can drive.

John: this dog is gonna run over all those sneetches you love so much.

Jade: this dog can drive and thats all that matters anymore XD

Rose: Every single Who down in Whoville can fuck right off, this dog can drive.

Dave: the grinch can hang tho

Jade: horton hears a WHO GIVES A FUCK this dog can drive!!!!!!!

Jade: this dog can drive!

Kanaya: Did Something Happen

Sollux: can’t ii ju2t 2miile becau2e ii feel liike iit?