#cringr

I told you I’d make this.

It is a bright morning, the sun has risen on the grassy horizon to show its sunny glory. The two sisters share a room together, their beds on each end. The two sisters names are Jessica Elizabeth Rose Reagan Yvonne, or JERRY for short, and Pancake. 

Pancake yawns “good morning JERRY” but JERRY does not respond. Worried, Pancake stands up and walks to her sisters bed “JERRY?” Pancake asks. JERRY sobs “good morning Pancake, I am sorry, I had another nightmare.” Pancake pats JERRY’s soft head “it is okay identical twin sister of mine, nothing will ever hurt you because I keep a chainsaw under my bed for safety!” JERRY smiles “okay pancake”

They were in fact identical twins, both had long black hair, pale skin, but however, JERRY has deep blue eyes, and Pancake? Pancake coloured eyes. 

The two girls get ready for school and head downstairs, their parents were arguing about something unimportant to the plot, so the girls grab their backpacks and leave. 

Once at school, Pancake notices that JERRY gets bullied by the other students a lot. The head bully named Shelffy, a blonde rich girl with her small gang of other blonde rich girls, and the one brunette girl. 

Pancake runs over to the fight and slaps Shelffy on her nose and calls her a filthy nugget. Shelffy declares she will get her revenge, and leaves. 

Pancake got a tingly feeling from slapping Shelffy on the nose, an unusual urge, what was this feeling?

She shook it off, and continued with the rest of her day. 

After school, JERRY and Pancake head home, the sun had already set for aesthetic purposes, the street lights flicker as the nighttime breeze and humidity eclipses the summer air, with crickets chirping and the smell of the nearest IHOP fills the noses of those walking by. 

Pancake shivers, that IHOP has always given her a bad vibe. 

JERRY pats her sister on the back “it will be okay.” She exclaims. 

Pancake sighs, reassured by her sister.

Once they are home, they both ready themselves to go to bed, their parents still arguing. 

JERRY screams. 

“What is it??” Pancake shouts, as the frightened JERRY shakily points towards the window, a tall, slender looking creature quickly retreats as Pancake grabs her chainsaw from under the bed and fires the sucker up to chop some creeps, but unfortunately the culprit is gone. Pancake puts away her chainsaw, and falls asleep hugging her sister, both of them horrified. 

The next morning, their father explains they are going out to eat for breakfast, the girls get dressed and get into the car. 

JERRY sticks her fingers out of the window to feel the breeze pushing her hand as the vehicle drives through their small, simple, town. The old radio playing commercials that get drowned by the frequent static and bumps the car hits on the many potholes nobody ever bothers to repair. A familiar smell enters the noses of the two sisters, their hearts sink, the hair on their necks stand as a shiver rolls down their spines, their parents evil grin is seen in the rearview mirror. 

They have just pulled into IHOP. 

“no” Pancake shakily mutters with whatever weak breath she can muster, her fear begins to drown her, that tingling feeling again, it is fight or flight, she shakes in fear. “Pancake” JERRY grabs her hand “I won’t let anything happen to you” she continues. Pancake nods, and the girls step out of the car. 

They hesitantly step into the fine eatery.

They are taken to a small booth, the girls eat bacon and watch in horror as their parents dine on a dreaded dish. 

Pancake cannot sit there anymore, she runs, but her parents follow!

She stumbles into the kitchen, she grabs a knife and hides in a cabinet. 

“hello” whispers a voice, Pancake jumps in fear, she is not alone in this cabinet. “Who..who are you?” She mutters, “me? Call me Duracell” a boy chuckles. “Duracell? Why are you in an IHOP cabinet?” She asks, and he simply explains “after I got out of prison, IHOP was the only place who would hire me, I’m on break right now.” Pancake tries to distance herself “prison? What for??” Duracell avoids eye contact and hesitantly confesses “battery" 

Before Pancake can respond, she hears her parents walking into the kitchen, she peaks through the cabinet and sees them dragging JERRY with them, that tingly feeling has returned, she cannot control herself any longer. 

She jumps out of the cabinet and stabs her parents to death, drenched in blood, she grabs JERRY’s hand and they run home as fast as their edgy teenager feet can carry them. 

“Oh my god!” JERRY trembles as they run into the house “Did you really just kill them?!” Pancake quickly washes up and packs her belongings “Yes JERRY, and now I must run away and hide into the woods with my signature chainsaw” Pancake cries while putting on a hoodie. 

“You cannot leave me!” JERRY sobs “I can’t be without my sister!”.

Pancake zips up her bag, throws it across her shoulder, picks up her chainsaw, and looks JERRY in the eye, holding out her hand “Then join me.” JERRY wipes her eyes and grabs her sisters hand, nods in understanding of what must be done. 

JERRY cloaks herself in a matching pastel pink hoodie like her sister and packs her belongings as well. “And a weapon?” Pancake asks. JERRY looks around the room and spots the perfect item “Oh yeah! I forgot about this!” JERRY states as she picks up her heavily modified assault rifle she keeps against her dresser. Pancake nods and the two jump through the window into the night 

Channel 2 News

“Two Identical twin girls have been seen murdering people. They wear bright pastel pink hoodies, one carries a chainsaw, the other carries an assault rifle. Lock your windows, lock your doors, stay sa-”

The broadcast is interrupted by the radio being shot, Pancake laughs, “pathetic mortals” JERRY complains, “When will they understand, we cannot be stopped. Two weeks of this, and not even Close go catching us. We are unstoppab-” JERRY is tackled to the ground by an unknown force, Pancake fires up the chainsaw, but then she recognizes the force “Duracell?!” Pancake gasps, the boy stands and removes his mask “no, it is I” his black hair flows in the wind as his white skin sparkles like vampires don’t “Jeff the gosh diddly darn killer” he proudly states, but then he is violently hit in the face by JERRY’s gun.

Pancake steps back to process the situation “He..lied to me..it was all a ruse!” “YES” he snarls, and Pancake shouts “YOU FILTHY NUGGET” and kicks him in the elbow, right on the funny bone, which is in fact not funny at all, it is painful.

“You don’t understand, Slendyboi wants to hire you both, he is impressed with how edgy and original you are, please, come to slendymansion” Pancake turns her head “I heard rumor that in that place..you people eat ..a certain breakfast food” she wipes a single tear. “No, it is gosh diddly darn a do safe there ” he assures her, so the sisters agree, and go with him.

Once they arrive, there is a familiar IHOP smell “no..” Pancake stumbles back, JERRY readys her gun “well, well, well..” a familiar voice, but the place is empty…

“JERRY and Pancake” the voice chuckles “What a surprise ” The sisters whip their heads towards a table, a table full of the forbidden fried cake batter, and sitting there..is Shelffy “I told you I would get my revenge..” Shelffy throws the circular syrup covered fried cakes towards the girls, they dodge them amazingly full of grace and style. “Shelffy! Of course it would be You!” Pancake shouts.

“Yes! And I will turn you into the most delicious pa-” JERRY shoots Shelffy before she can finish her sentence, the battle is over. Slendyboi spins down the stairs and thanks them for their bravery and all the edgy ocs live happily ever after.