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We're Driving in Your Fast Car by SadaVeniren @sadaveniren

Length: 6k

“What’s the matter?” Louis asked, voice serious.

“It was so beautiful, Lou,” Harry whined. “And I had to watch it get driven away.”

A look of realization dawned on Louis’ face and he nodded. “What kind of car was it?”

“A Jaguar E-type. I’d guess series three based off of the frame but I’d need to get a good look to be positive. Lou, it was green. That’s like, my color.”

Louis continued to nod in understanding. “Yes, of course my love. Maybe if we have time tonight we’ll swing back around and get it for you, would you like that?”

Harry felt himself light up - both with excitement and the thrill of getting what he wanted. “Really?”

“Of course, anything for you."

aka Louis and Harry are car thieves about to pull off a million dollar job

Close to Nowhere by angelichl @angelichl Length: 34k

“I will kill you in your sleep,” Louis threatened as he quickly stepped out of his jeans.

“I don’t think that would work very well baby, seeing as you talk to dead people all the time.”

“I’ll kill you in your sleep and ignore your ghost. And don’t call me that.”

Louis and Harry are psychics who kind of hate each other. They go to Tennessee to investigate a haunting.

never gonna dance again by togetherwecouldbealright (Deleted, but we have a copy! Send us an ask)

Length: 55k 

Harry is quiet for a moment and his fingers feel like they’re burning past the fabric of Louis’ jumper, branding his skin. “Can I kiss you?"

This is where Louis should walk away and leave Harry to pirouette and cambré by himself in the faint moonlight shining through the windows. He is a spy and Harry is a dancer. There are lines that should not be crossed.

Louis surges forward.

Louis is a spy and Harry is a dancer. The only real thing they know is each other.