why does this body have so few bones? needs more muscle but not in a bulky way. let me just be a strong and elegant tube, please.

i’m not evil i’m just not getting enough enrichment in my enclosure:(

Maybe everything would be better if I had pointy teeth

the urge to just crawl around on the ground like an inchworm is so strong to me... you never see an inchworm that looks sad & I think that is because they have life figured out. face to the ground ass to the sky.... The way it's meant to be.

I'm gonna start having Creature Hours. like office hours, but for lurking like some kinda creature. it will be at the same time every week and we will all take a break from conversations and just wear headphones and do whatever the fuck. i will spend the time laying on the floor, headbutting people in an affectionate type of way unless they don't want me to, and putting glitter on things. there will be snacks. or you can bring snacks and you don't have to share, they can be Your snacks. you don't have to do anything. you don't have to do anything. i'd like it if you were in the room with me. id like to be around people without Having to do anything, or speak. id like for things to be slow for afew hours. and quiet.

love feeling like a subterranean creature in my den more of that please