#creatorofstarlabs

he's...uh...fine...he's fine.

NO HE IS NOT.

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I loved Joe’s intervention speech, even though Harry panicked at the last minute and still used the cap. I just hope Harry’s body isn’t going to degrade now, à la Devoe. I’m not prepared to lose any more people this season, especially someone from the core team.

This earth is so odd. Barry remembers Bruce once telling him that most earths consider themselves ‘prime’ earth until proven otherwise but this especially makes him wonder if there even is a prime- if it even matters. 

But, arrive on a strange earth with some memory loss and only the vague sense of probably needing to get back home and the first place Barry heads is STAR labs. Okay, so the second place. Which, after checking the fourteen other places Barry would go to first, he picks up a bit more information about what’s going on on this earth and heads for STAR. There is a Flash here already but he has to be pretty young. He only looks fifteen or sixteen which is odd, sure. 

STAR labs is odder. He has his ID out and ready to test it but there’s no need. This place is a ghost town. It looks much different too but the layout in mostly the same and he can just walk right in. Where are all the scientists? The employees? The security? Barry, quite literally, walks down into the heart of the building without anyone noticing him. There are some people here, at least- three to be exact. 

Barry points over his shoulder. 

Dating:

Where was their first official date? At Star Labs on Earth 2. They went out to grab Big Belly Burger and brought it back to the lab so they could eat while watching a movie together.

What is their favorite date location? Star Labs

How many dates before their first kiss? Zero

Who asked who out first? Claudia

How many dates before they considered each other a couple? Zero

Friends:

How many mutual friends do they have? Does Jesse count?

Which one of their friends is most likely to get in between an argument between the ship? Nobody

Which one has more friends? Probably Eobard

Which one has introduced the other to more people? Eobard

Did they start out as friends and made their way to a couple, or were they a couple almost right away? Well, colleagues and then a couple

Arguments:

What do they argue about the most? Dumb decisions that Eobard has made, or unethical choices that Claudia has made that Harrison doesn’t agree with

How do they usually solve their disagreements? Sex

Do they argue a lot or not very often? Not very often

Who admits to being wrong more often? Claudia

Sex:

Who is more likely to initiate sex? Could be either honestly

Do they prefer to do it in a bed, or do they prefer a chair, or perhaps the shower?  Maybe other spots? All of the above

Do they practice any kind of bdsm in the bedroom at all and if so, what kinds? Claudia likes to be submissive 

Who’s usually more dominant in the bedroom? Eobard

Lights on or off? On

Do they share any kinks? Yes

Does either one have any kinks that they don’t have in common with the other? Not known

Have they ever had sex anywhere public before? It’s on Claudia’s bucket list

Who would be most likely to suggest bringing in a third person and who would that person be? Technically there is a third person already, aka Harrison.

Cuddling:

When are they most likely to cuddle? After sex, when they’re going to bed, and when they first wake up

Where is their favorite place to cuddle? Bed or wherever they had sex

Who’s usually the big spoon? Harrison or Eobard depending on who is in control

Do they cuddle often? Yes

Marriage:

Are they married?  If not, is it something that could happen between them? No, but it’s a possibility

If they are married, where did they get married at?  If not married, what is their dream wedding location? No, and it depends on if Eobard is in control. If he is, then it would probably be on top of Barry’s fresh grave. Otherwise, it could honestly be anywhere.

If married, who proposed to who?  If not married, who would be more likely to propose to who? Eobard would probably be the one to propose, or Harrison

If they are married, which one moved in with the other?  If not married, who would be more likely to move in with the other? Claudia would move in with Eobard/Harrison.

Children:

Do they have kids?  If not, would they consider having kids? Does Jesse count? If not, the answer is yes.

How many kids do they have?  If no kids, how many kids would they want to have? One kinda currently, and more later on. As many as they can stand.

What are the children’s names?  If no kids, what would they name their kids? Jesse and later on probably Eobard Jr

Random:

What are three random headcannons you have about the ship that are not related to romance or sex? Claudia wants to make both Eobard and Harrison proud, so she has started to be extremely ethical when running experiments. At the same time, the goal of her experiments is to help Eobard get his powers back. Also Claudia can only make breakfast and frozen pizza so if she’s left in charge of cooking they’re having one or the other, though sometimes both. When her feet are cold Claudia uses him to warm them up.

Which one is more likely to suggest getting pets? Claudia probably

Which one eats more snack foods? Claudia

What is their favorite movie to watch together? Star Wars

What is their favorite tabletop game to play together? Dungeons and Dragons

What are your three absolute favorite things about this ship? The fact that Harrison brings out the best in Claudia, and she is trying to bring out the best in Eobard while simultaneously not judging his past. I count that as two things, and the third is that Claudia isn’t sure if she wants to be with Eobard or Harrison even while she’s in love with both of them.

What is one thing you don’t like about this ship? Eobard can be very scary when angry, and it’s a trigger for Claudia

Carrie, the socially awkward thing she was, had been blinking in confusion at the man who had stepped up at the bar beside her as she was waiting for the to-go order that she had placed before leaving STAR Labs. The little bar and grill was perfectly on the way to Iris’s, where little Henry was waiting.

At the sudden presence of Eobard, his hand warm and strong on her shoulder, she relaxed; the man flirting with her paled at the arrival of the newcomer...and the way he smiled. The forced expression failed to convey pleasantness, only barely veiled hostility and threat. 

k, to be fair, that theme is on point!