#creamspice

Ok so maybe I do ship them

Thanks to @cakezzz for this peak ship, I think they'd be good for each other

Ferret is the only person Spice is scared of and Ferret uses that to keep him in line.

Methinks they'd be pretty violent alone, ferrets eat rodents, birds, and even rabbits irl so I think Ferret is a pretty good fighter, especially when protecting their little ones, but they can also do some damage if their love wants a good spar. Also Spice would find his sweet covered in blood kinda hot, especially if it was his own

they're both absolutely freaks/aff

Ferret also absolutely has the mouth of a sailor when not around kids, like, get them in the bar and half the words that come out of their mouth will be curse words and slurs(that they can say ofc)

Ferret gets emotional when drunk and Spice gets just stupid and I think it'd be funny if Ferrey out drinks Spice then breaks down crying when he passes out like "HE'S DEAD" while Nutmeg, Saffron (my beloved), Pepper and Cilantro are just in shock cus no one's drank Spice under the table before

(They're one of my comfort ships lalala-) (Tell me if you want more random ship rambles I like rambling about them and it feels like ya'll are the only ones who'll listen atp-)

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