Cookie Run Confessions!!

First off, this is a Proship/fic based blog, and will be treated accordingly. We're open to anyone, including neuship or antiship, but operate under a Profic Stance, meaning:

Any hate over any confession will be deleted, no matter the views of the confession itself. Harassment is Not Tolerated.

Everything remains purely fictional.

Beyond that, the blog is your oyster, go ham. feel free to tell us about your au's, link fics, self promo, anything! We'll do my best to tag accordingly!

anything suggestive or nsfw will be under #crumbs in the bed

of course some korean fans are going to be a bit bothered that their own culture is being ignored and disregarded. i'd be pissed too if that was the case. people really have such a black and white thinking, and that goes literally. some really do think that people are only black and white. (i guess us brown people are just a myth)

but of course, at the end of the day, they're just cookies. and those cookies aren't real. the cultures and the people that inspired those cookies' appearances and designs are real though, and maybe folks should be more mindful about what they do and say in regards to that. because the shit i've seen people say about them are nasty.

HEHE, GET QUEERED UPON!!

Then I remember that Strawberry Cookie was baked by the witch so that wouldn't be possible, plus Strawberry Cookie wasn't made with real strawberries so they might not be related at all (if sharing ingredients = genetically related, honestly I could see that going either way)

Feel attracted to fictional children will make me feel attracted to real children? I really want to know because i'm afraid of becoming a child abuser in the future.

I can't seek professional help because I'm a minor and It might be very awkward to go to my parents and say that I might have an attraction to children. I dont know what to do

i need to preface this in advance ofc, i'm no therapist, though i do look into these types of things often

for your base question: not necessarily. for me personally, the only reason i can fathom being attracted to fictional children is *because* they're fictional, mostly due to the fact real children gross me out. in another way, i'm attracted to fictional murderers. this doesn't mean i'm gonna become attracted to real murderers. same applies to fictional children. the important part is They're Not Real, real life morals aren't applied here.

as far as i'm aware, attraction to something in fiction won't *make* you attracted to the real life thing. it could help you realize you already were, but that's a different matter

for the second part of the base: even if you were attracted to real children, this by no stretch means you're an abuser. attraction doesn't make an abuser, abuse does. you're not a child abuser unless you hurt a child, which attraction alone can't do. attraction isn't action

Royal margarine keeps flirting and making advances(because he's drunk, duh) and longan just thinks"i gotta put an egg in this man" and he does while fucking him senselessness.

Neither of them realise that counts as noncon. But it's okay, they have a child now!

would this not fall under dubcon?

(I do like the "if they're old enough to drink..." jokes)

I have a au idea where mystic flour cookie grooms dark choco after he’s banished

Agar agar seems to admire Pomegranate very much, praising her and having a greater affection for her more than any other cookie of darkness

My headcanon is that Agar² takes this admiration for Pomegranate a little to much, to the point that she's having romantic and sexual feelings for her, but she doesn't know what is this and how to lead with it

Sometimes, she reflects her "muse" in her mirror, rubbing and hugging it and saying how she loves pomegranate. And when she's in heat, she rubs her pussy on the mirror