#creaching

bruh i could smell how empty and fertile you are from over a mile away

like, damn, you just walk around like that? surely you knew how much of a beacon you’d be to something like me. like a flare in the night sky, shining through the trees.

i mean, you heard the rumors, right? i’m not THAT stealthy, some randos have definitely been able to snap a picture or two of me and post them on the internet.

so obviously you knew how this had to go. you— dude, stop squirming— you HAD to know that you wouldn’t leave this forest empty, that i’d stalk you until i was certain you were alone and vulnerable, then chase you down, snatch you up, pin you, and empty myself into you.

seriously, stop squirming. if you didn’t heed the warnings, that’s your own damn fault. can’t be my fault, i’m just acting according to my nature. and my nature demands that, when i see a cute, soft, inviting body like yours, i *have* to fill it with a litter of my young.

okay, there you go, finally. just relax and go limp, jeez.