#crashess

he literally cant go anywhere without them holding onto him like glue Its a little funny

- 👑 (back to anonbecause im a bit embarrassed... im like a shy anime school girl talking to her crush....)

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jason dean x gn! reader

warnings; clinging, begging

a/n; hello again 👑 thanks for the request (I don’t mind you switching back to anon whatever makes you feel comfortable)

Inseparable is what most called you and JD. A parasite was another name but that doesn’t matter. You and JD were never apart. It didn’t matter where he went or what he did you were always there.

You would walk him home and then proceed to spend a bunch more time at his house before sadly saying goodbye and walking back to yours. Jason liked it until you started following him into the restroom.

However as school resumed you found out you had been put into seperate classes. The news made you break down, he was there to comfort you but secretly celebrated the space. It wasn’t that he didn’t enjoy your company more he didn’t enjoy being stuck to you like glue.

After a few weeks he noticed your clinginess deteriorate, your sudden urge to be around him at all times was long gone. You now waited outside the restroom for him, and only sometimes walked with him home.

For some unexplainable reason JD missed it. He would wish on every shooting star he saw that you would return to your normal clingy self. After another week of no luck Jason decided to take matters into his own hands.

He approached you at your locker one day “I’ve noticed you’ve stopped being uh clingy, is there a reason” You shrugged “It’s not me is it” You shut your locker door and turned to face him “You seemed like you didn’t enjoy it, so I stopped” He was confused until he realised, he had a certain habit of when he doesn’t like something (Even if it’s just the teeniest bit) he will make it clear if not with words than with actions.

“Look I’m sorry if I put you off, please go back to being clingy I miss it” You smirked “You like it when I’m around you 24/7” He hated to admit it so he just nodded lightly “Alright then, I thought you’d like me being clingy this much” He looked at the floor “Don’t be ashamed, jeez it’s not that deep” You lifted his chin up and linked his arm with yours, you started walking practically dragging him down the hall.

Blush

jason dean x gn! reader

warnings: fluff

a/n: thanks for the request

How could you even explain Jason Dean. He was like a sculpture made by the Greek gods, his physique and style would send your heart racing. You would often day dream about him too the point that your professors had to snap there fingers in your face to get your attention.

Many people with insane crushes would have confessed but you were too shy. The thought of confrontation made you spiral. To build up your courage to confess you started slipping notes into his locker.

At first you were complimenting his outfits or hairdo’s. But as you got more confident you started writing love poems and letters that were slightly creepy.

Jason didn’t mind the letters he thought the idea of someone having a crush on him was cute, but as the love poems started he was determined to find out who you were.

JD had spent hours sifting through the schools signed yearbook to find the handwriting that matched. After a day or so of no luck he gave up. Every letter reminded him of his failure.

After another week of the thought sitting in the back of his mind JD decided to act on it, running back into the library and grabbing the yearbook again he went through each signature slower.

Until he found it, on the 3 page was your signature written in the same pen as the one from his letters. He cheered so loud that the librarian kicked him out. But he didn’t care about her, he was determined to find you.

The only problem was he didn’t know who or what you liked or did so finding you was easier said than done. After many days of thinking he decided to wait by his locker for you to appear to put the note in.

He waited around the corner anxiously waiting for you to appear, and when you did he fell head over heels in love. He rushed after you “Hey wait up” You turned around and saw him, you were about to drool when you noticed he was talking to you “Can I talk to you” Your cheeks turned bright red “I-uh sure”

He smirked “Shy I see, well I’ll save you the embarrassment I know your the one putting letters in my locker” You froze, you had been caught “Look I- can explain it’s-“ He placed his finger over your mouth “Shhh, you don’t need to explain alright I’ve seen your letters and I accept” You were a little confused “I will go out with you” You froze again but for a different reason

“Are you serious” He grinned “Of course I’m serious” You jumped up and down in glee “But there is one condition, the letters don’t stop” You smiled “Anything you want, love” He smiled “Love already, I mean I’m not complaining though”

sorry for leaving two requests a day, you can do this one whenever youd like to, but maybe jd with a gn!reader who really likes to steal his clothes?

for example, whenever its cold and the pair are outside, they realize that they 'accidentally' forgot to bring a coat and look pleadingly at jd for his one... auahsjsjddhhsjd

- with love, 👑 anon

Thief

jason dean x gn! reader

warnings: smoking, breaking in

a/n: thank you for another request 👑, hope you enjoy this as much as the last one

Whenever JD left the house he would always return with one less article of clothing, and that was thanks to you. Your constant habit of forgetting things would leave you begging JD for his clothing.

Jason didn’t mind, he found it amusing that you always seemed to forget. The only one with a problem was his father, but he didn’t care what his old man thought.

After a particularly heated argument Jason stormed out of his house, nabbing his trench coat before the door shut. The cold air was soothing to him, he would rather be freezing outside than stuck at home with Dean. Nearing your house he took out his lighter and lit a cigar. He threw it away as he walked up your driveway. Turning left he walked over to your bedroom window.

You were sitting in bed petting your cat and rereading one of your favourite books when you saw a shadowy figure at your window. You jumped to the back of your bed dragging your cat and your book with you.

You calmed down when you realised that the window was locked. It was only until it was unlocked that you saw who the figure was “Jason! You almost gave me a heart attack” He didn’t say anything just slid onto your bed, dirtying up the sheets with the smell of smoke.

“It’s alright” You said running your hands through his head “Is everything alright, you’re never over this late” He groaned and shoved his face into one of you pillows “Dean again, does that guy ever stop controlling you” He rolled over to stare at the ceiling “It fine, don’t worry about me”

You placed your cat on the ground and it scurried out of your room. Lying down next to him you could see the slightest tear “Jason do you want to go for a walk to 7/11, there is a 24 hour one just down the street.

He perked up “Yeah sure” Jumping off the bed he dashed to your window “Jason, you can just use the door” He stopped half of his body out the window “This is more fun cmon live a little” You rolled your eyes and joined your boyfriend in jumping out your own window.

The sudden chill of cold air reminded you that a jacket would probably be beneficial. But you turned and saw JD in his trench coat and thought of a better idea.

After a couple minutes of walking you started to fake shiver to get his attention “Jason it’s really cold, can I please have your jacket” You try to give Jason the biggest puppy eyes you have “Why didn’t you grab one before” Still giving him the dog eyes you replied “Because I was too busy jumping out a window” He sighed but gave in talking off his trench coat and helping you slip into it.

The sight of you in a slightly oversized trench coat made him smile. Any part of him on you always made him smile, it also reminded him of how much he loved you too be lending you all these clothes. “Am I ever going to get this back” you laughed “When it stops smelling like you”

Kurt and Ram and annoying the reader in the caf and jd scares them off

thanks

Scare Tactics

jd x gn reader

warnings: fighting, bullying

a/n: tysm for the request, lmk how I did

The cafeteria line was one of the worst places for you, but for Kurt and Ram it was an all you can eat buffet full of bullying targets. On this particular day they had both tripped over at morning practise and their jackets were stained with mud. So their anger was already built up.

Kurt kicked down the door which alerted Jason. He looked up from his book to stare at the jocks who were inching too close towards you. You secretly hoped that they would pass you but Ram stopped right in front of you and smirked.

“Well, well who do we have here” He turned to Kurt and did a watch this kind of gesture. He then turned back and slapped the blue lunch tray out of your hands “Oops” You sighed and bent down to pick up the tray when Kurt kicked it away.

They could see that you were getting more annoyed by the second and it just made them feel better. You left your place in line to retrieve your tray and when you returned they were standing in your spot.

“Could you move please” Kurt chuckled “Did you hear that Ram, this dweeb wants us to move” Ram smirked “Sorry, but this is our spot now” Defeated and slightly embarrassed you retreated to the back of the line.

JD was pissed. Having watched the entire thing play out, he wanted to send Kurt and Ram to the grave. He stood up and started walking over towards you “Hey, you alright” You looked up from the floor to see the trench coat wearing individual “Yeah I’m fine, just a little thrown off balance”

You slowly noticed his breathing getting heavier. You tilted your head to see Kurt and Ram making faces at him. Before you could say anything he was already walking up to them.

You followed behind him but you were stopped in your tracks when he hit Ram across the face with a lunch tray. Ram fell back into Kurt’s arms. Kurt helped Ram to his feet, Kurt looked ready to pummel JD into the ground while Ram looked more like he was going to run off and cry.

Kurt went to throw a punch when JD stopped his hand. Everyone in the cafeteria were engrossed in this fight. JD started squeezing Kurt’s hand so hard tears started swelling. Kurt freed his hand and with Ram ran out of the cafeteria.

JD smirked and then turned to you “Thank you, I guess” He smiled “no need to thank me, I’m just doing gods work” He gestured for you to take your original place and you slid in.

He turned to walk off when “Hey I never got your name” He turned back “I didn’t throw it” You gave him an annoyed look “I’m Jason or JD for short”

Hit the Books

kurt x ram x male reader

warnings: making out (consensual)

a/n; enjoy

Kurt and Ram, the two boys you had been asked to tutor and the same two boys who had an annoying crush on you.

What attracted them to you was the one thing you didn’t know. Was it your charm? Or maybe your looks. Whatever it was they had a crush and it drove you up the walls.

“Okay so are we ready to start addition?” You asked and was met by Ram’s line of “Are you ready to add the two of us to your bed?” It was his cheesy pick up line you had heard him use on thousands of girls and guys.

“Not funny, now do you know how to add?” Kurt looked you up and down then answered “yeah I know that you plus me equals chemistry” which earned him a high five from Ram.

“Do you want me to tutor you or not, because I can always request the school for another set of-“ “NO! Uh I mean no we’re alright” Ram cut you off before you could finish.

The rest of your tutoring went alright, they kind of got it but they were still goofing around. “Is there anyway to make you both focus?” Ram looked at Kurt then back to you “I have an idea”

You gave him a questioning look “Every time we get and answer right we get to kiss you on the cheek of course, however if we can write out the problem we get to kiss you on the lips”

You looked at him dumbfounded “And this will really work, for the both of you?” They nodded frantically. This is just what tutors do right?

Ram called out first and when you asked them what 4 + 266 was, he enthusiastically kissed you on the cheek and sat back down. The next few problems went like this, every so often one of them would get it right and kiss you on the cheek.

“Okay no more simple problems, I want to do working out!” Kurt called out, you had been avoiding the inevitable but all deals come with a downside.

You handed him a slip of paper and a pen, then wrote down the question. In about thirty seconds he was done, you looked over the paper and unfortunately he had gotten it right.

You gave it a check and prepped for the worse. He pulled you into his lap and gave you kiss on the lips, it wasn’t as bad as you expected it actually felt pretty nice.

Ram was a bit annoyed that Kurt went first but he wanted to kiss you so he grabbed the piece of paper and answered your next question. Once again he was right and that ment another kiss.

However it seemed that this one kiss rule didn’t apply to Ram. As he started kissing you deeply and so much intact that instead of a tutor lesson this felt more like 7 minutes of heaven.

You went to pull away but he pulled you in tighter. Kurt went to intervene and to your surprise he pulled Kurt into the make out session.

The three of you were now making out instead of studying and it only ended after Kurt and Ram had to pull away for air.

You stood up and gathered your things “Sweetheart wait, come back I know you liked it” You sighed “Just because I may have liked it doesn’t mean I want to do it again”

Kurt stood up and kissed you on the cheek “Fine but if I found out you switch to tutor someone else, I’ll kiss you to your lips fall off” You laughed and left, fixing your collar on the way out.

could I maybe steal a kurt x male!reader x ram???

typa reader who's just tired of everything and is usually really sarcastic but somehow ends up being really (physically) affectionate to these two idiots (and refuses to admit that he is)

thank youu ^_^

Knuckleheads

kurt x ram x male reader

warnings: fighting (play)

a/n; thanks for the request (hope you like it), also sorry everyone for the hiatus I forgot about this until I got the notification and I also kind of lost interest but if you have any ideas send em over

High school the golden years of your life or at least that’s what’s your parents said. However the only golden thing you had was the pestering sun rays waking you up from your sleep.

You somehow always managed to ‘lose track of time’ and go to bed really late and when you tried to catch up on missed sleep the sun had other plans.

The school bus trip was always the most boring time of the day besides actual classes. However the two knuckleheads sitting on your left seemed to make it more amusing.

You often times found yourself accidentally staring at them and their goofy personalities.

“Hey Ram, Looks like we got a fan” You were snapped out of your daydreaming by the shoutout. “What’s your name cutie?” Ram expressed as he leaned over Kurt to get closer to you.

“None of your business, knuckleheads” Kurt pulled Rams collar yanking him up “Pet names already darling, we must be soulmates” You reach across the aisle and give Kurt a hard but friendly jab in the arm.

“Soulmates, oh is it true love?” You replied sarcastically like one of those princesses your sister always acted like. Kurt shot you a wink while Ram climbed over him. “Say sweetheart, why haven’t I seen you around” The question itself was harmless but you couldn’t help yourself and messing with them just sounded like fun.

“Because I’m not on the field all day fetching a ball like a dog” Kurt pretended to act shocked but then burst into laughter. “So you think you’re smarter than us huh?” Kurt questioned, It was true you were obviously going to be smarter than the two knuckleheads who went around making empty threats.

“My buddy Ram here is falling head over heels in love with you, whatcha say boy would you take him out?” The realisation of the somewhat seriousness of his tone sent you for a loop.

You had never been out with another guy and the thought of a knucklehead jock who could sweep you up in his arms and… make you go red.

“Speechless, see that Ram I’ve got more charm” Kurt and Ram continued baffling over who has more charm while you were silently freaking out

“You know boys, why don’t we stop fighting and I could just have both of you” You tried to come of sarcastic and in a way you did “Can’t get enough of the brosomeness, I get it” Kurt replied but Ram looked a little less enthusiastic about sharing a guy with his best friend.

“Ditch Kurt, I’m better for you anyways” This is when the two knuckleheads took the knuckle part of their names seriously. Throwing punches on a bus would surely cause a commotion but the way they were fighting somehow hadn’t.

Being the only responsible one you hopped out of your chair and sat in between the two boys. Slightly pushing Kurt off the chair but by the way he was acting you were sure he didn’t mind.

“You don’t need to fight over me jeez, there is enough of me to go around” You’d immediately regretted saying that last line, something about these idiots brought out the worst? no more like the flirty side of you.

Kurt kissed you hand, like a prince which made your stomach flutter “See Ram, calm down I ain’t gonna steal your prince” Ram still seemed a little on edge but you sitting next to him somehow managed to calm him down.

What you thought was a joke and a misleading prank was actually becoming something more. Why were the two sportiest kids in the year now sitting beside you and kissing your hand.

This bus trip was definitely going down in your history books, as the day you acquired not one but two boyfriends.

Football Boys

kurt x ram x male reader

warnings: smoking, fighting, cursing

a/n; hope you enjoy

Being outdoors wasn’t the worst thing, but being forced by your friend to go to your schools football game was the worst thing.

Football to you was studying to them you didn’t enjoy it. However the idea of watching a bunch of men chase each other did make it somewhat interesting.

Your friend stood next to you smoking and it wouldn’t be so and but he was actively smoking onto you. “Can you not” you blurt out after almost coughing your lungs up. He just shrugs and continues smoking ignoring your plea.

Annoyed you storm off, trying to get away from the ashtray you had been standing next to. The crowd took up most of the seats so the only available one was right at the front. You took a seat and the siren sounded for the game to begin.

The first bit of the game dragged on, your team scored then the other team scored it was quite boring. Until one player got a bit too aggressive and got benched for tackling a player.

He sat down on the bench near your seats and threw his helmet against the ground in frustration. The impact of the strike sent dirt flying towards you. “Ow” you muttered as one hit you right on the forehead.

He swivelled around and shot you a look to apology mixed with the aggression he had been hiding. “Shit sorry” he blurted out almost instantaneously. You wiped the dirt off your forehead as he stood up and walked over to you.

“It’s alright” you groan as the stains your hand. “I didn’t mean to get you dirt, just a bit angry you know” His coach yelled out for him to sit back on the bench and his coach was soon met with the middle finger.

“Why did you get benched anyways?” The guy you were talking to grunted “It’s that stupid Masinsky he’s got that umpire wrapped around his finger” He wiped the sweat off of his forehead “I get called for tackling yet he does the same thing and doesn’t”

You shrugged, you never really knew the rules of football but it seemed unfair for him to get called out for doing the same thing another player was doing “Stupid umpire said I was being ‘too rough’ I don’t get it!” He rolled his eyes “Kurt Kelly, get your ass back on that bench now!” His coach yelled out

He went to give him the finger again but you stopped him “Just go back, I’m guessing you don’t want to piss him off” He nodded then started walking back to the bench, as he sat down he blew you a kiss that made your heart flutter.

The siren sounded again but this time to mark the second half? Or was it second quarter? The only thing you cared about was the footballer you only just realised you were developing a crush on.

Sadly he had to go back out onto the field but another cute guy took his place. This one you recognised though. Ram Sweeny or rather yet the idiotic guy in your lab class that never payed attention but made the class 100% funnier.

He turned around and when he saw you sent a smile, which made your heart flutter once again. What was it with you and getting crushes of football guys.

You were watching the game when the familiar scent of smoke filled your nose. Your friend had found you and was still smoking right on top of you.

“Dude I moved away for a reason, don’t push your bad habits onto me” He rolled his eyes “I can sit wherever I want, your just going to have to deal with it”

You guessed that you must’ve caused a bit of a commotion because Ram came up to the both of you “Quit smoking right next to him asshole”

Your friend shocked pulled the cigarette out of his mouth and blew the smoke right into Ram’s face. If there is one thing you learned from that night it’s not to mess with football player because the next second you friend was being punched left right and centre by Ram. You had to intervene or else someone would end up with an assault charge.

“Ram let go!” You yell out while trying to pull his fists away. Your friend severely shaken stormed off. Ram pulled back and dusted himself off “Dude what the hell was that for?” Ram finished dusting himself off and looked into your eyes “He was annoying you, I don’t let anyone annoy my buddy’s”

You couldn’t help but smile, his defensive nature brought out a smile. “Thanks for the help” He smiled and walked back to the bench “Not a problem sweetheart” He called out.

The rest of the game passed without anything eventful happening. Westerberg had won and you were just about to leave when Kurt and Ram ran up to you.

“Good game guys, congrats on your win” You were met with silence and an awkward stare between the two boys before Kurt spoke up “Okay so uh…god this is so awkward, uh would you maybe want to go out for drinks?”

His awkward tone made you crack a smile “Sure, why not” The two boys high fived then quickly went back to acting cool. You went to walk towards the exit when Ram called out “Where are you going sweetheart?”

You turned back towards them “To the exit I thought I was going to meet you out side” Kurt and Ram climbed over the barricade and into the seating area “No, sweetheart that’s not how this works” You looked at the both “Then how does it work?”

In an instant Kurt and Ram picked you up off your feet and held you in their arms “Is this really necessary, I can walk” Kurt smiled “It’s the winners treatment, we won and your our prize”

Your cheeks reddened at the comment “Fine but don’t drop me” Ram grinned “Don’t worry, we carry precious cargo all the time”