Left: Marjorie, anti-cannibalism leader of the White Glove Society. —"The White Glove Society remains the very picture of courtesy, even in the face of such impolite accusations. We have nothing to hide here."

Right: Crandon & Jules, peacekeepers of North Vegas Square. —Crandon: "Like I told you, we look out for each other here. Me, Jules, and a few others make sure any trouble stays the hell out of our streets."

Designated cheerleaders were not available for this match-up.

Not much, Sanctuary never gets attacked so he’s just living his little life and being his beautiful self as always

Bonus: peekaboo

Left: Crandon & Jules, peacekeepers of North Vegas Square —Jules: "Maybe one day, stranger, when you've seen all I've seen, done all I've done, you'll sooner trust a Radscorpion than a new face in the wasteland."

Right: Allen Marks, a hunter of star bottle caps whose prize was suffocating to death in the storeroom of Sunset Sarsaparilla Headquarters. —Holotape: "I guess this is it. Not much air left now. Minutes, maybe. And this is what I have to show for it."

Designated cheerleaders were not available for this match-up.