#crames

Best time of my life :’)

James: You know, I’m like a fine wine. I get better with age.

Alice: And you know what else gets better with age? Cheese.

Craig: Yeah, and you stink like it too.

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Craig: I don’t think this is a good idea, James.

James: Relax, I have a plan.

Alice: [sarcastic] Oh, great, because James Potter’s plans never end with someone in the hospital wing.

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Alice: James, do you ever think before you act?

James: Of course, I do!

Craig: He thought, “This is going to be epic,” and then he acted.

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James: You can’t arrest me for being charming.

Alice: No, but I can arrest you for setting the Charms classroom on fire.

Craig: It’s called irony, James.

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James: I’m just saying, we’d be unstoppable if we worked together.

Alice: We’d be unstoppable in the same way an out-of-control train is unstoppable.

Craig: And I’d be the guy tied to the tracks.

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Alice: Craig, why is James running toward us with that look in his eyes?

Craig: Because we’re his best friends, and he’s about to do something stupid.

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James: Look, I’m not saying it’s my fault, but…

Alice: It’s your fault.

James: Wow...

Craig: *blushes* Haha... what?