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i definitely think adam popped out of the cage fluent in enochian.
after michael and adam got close/after hundreds of years of boredom, i think adam would insist on learning enochian because michaels been communicating in adams native tongue this whole time and it’s only fair, of course, that adam talks to micheal in his native tongue. michael is flattered and a little shy that adam is so adamant (pun def intended ADAMant lol) to learn something just for him.
it’s also the first time michael would have to teach enochian to anyone. he didn’t teach the angels much, he just lead them: directing them and strategizing. however he wasn’t too worried, the confidence on micheal is well it’s bordering an ego, especially around angelic territory, yknow stuff he really knows.
he also found it curious that a human was even interested in something like this, especially something so taxing. humans learn… slowly.. but other than that michael was excited he hasn’t spoken to anyone (other than lucifer, which doesn’t count) in enochian in years.
they get topside rapture happens blah blah blah, this is post finale assuming they were both revived along with cas.
anyway- they’re staying at the bunker for a little until adam feels ready to get his own job, which is a slow process because adjusting to such an intense society after 1000 years of isolation was a little more difficult than adam had been picturing in the cage.
they’re out in the kitchen one morning, adams leaning on the wall impatiently waiting for dean to finish the eggs, which adam won’t thank him for when he gets, and cas walks in to talk to dean about anything and everything.
cas tells an enochian joke to dean (but in english so dean understands) and dean is like “…uh okay?”
adam busts out laughing which catches the dean and cas’ attention and he’s like “hey i know that one, it’s funnier in enochian though.” and proceeds to tell it back to cas in enochian.
cas is so happy someone finally understands his jokes because unfortunately dean just doesn’t appreciate them the way cas wishes he would.
so cas is smiling and michael is chuckling a little because of adam saying it in enochian and startling everyone. adams laughing because he’s proud of himself because of deans confused face.
so the three of them are giggling and dean is just standing there letting the eggs burn, like wtf is going on? sam walks in because he smells burning, and he’s greeted with the scene. he glances at dean for an explanation in response he just shrugs and mouths “angel stuff.” sam furrows his brows and turns around and just walks out.
I call dibs on Ohio
Friend: ??? But you can't just call dibs on an entire... state? What do you have to gain from attaining possession of Ohio?
Me, already ushering in the excavatian people: Four words. Giant. Ohio. Cocaine. Void.
69th post special (starring: inky & assorted friends!) (but mostly inky)
Katie, in a police uniform: do you remember where you were on the night of june 6th?
Inky, promptly: d-day.
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Winter: has anybody seen inky?
Rae: no, but I can summon her
Rae, screaming at the top of her lungs: IS THAT A BODY IN YOUR CLOSET?
Inky, crashing through a wall: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOOOUUUUR LIFE!
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Inky: where did my children go?
Joy: we grew up.
Inky: oh. right.
just got woken up by my crackhead neighbour asking for my internet password 🤨
hotspotted him instead, cause i didn’t want his whole family to connect and slog my wifi…
i’m now sat at the front door, wondering how long is reasonable before i take my phone and go back to bed 🥲

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thanks to the person who boosted my discord server, we can now listen to the sex offender shuffle in crystal clear audio
https://discord.gg/YVhzxVRÂ
unfortunately some people still think that stealing the entire American continent piece by piece is a bad idea, and I agree
let's steal Russia instead