Dec 20, 2024
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Do you smell carrots? 🥕
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
.........
Do you smell carrots? 🥕
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
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saying the answers to the christmas cracker jokes instead of saying "i don't know, what?" like you're supposed to only works if you commit to the bit. answer all of them. cause family discourse.
my cousin still doesn't know for sure if i used to work as a christmas cracker joke writer.
Cracker Jokes - 2024 (2)
Some cracker jokes with a topical theme: What gifts will Sir Keir get this Christmas? None, he’s had enough! Why are pensioners bulk buying Brussels sprouts this Christmas? It’s the only way they’ll keep the gas flowing this year Why is Rachel Reeves in the Nativity this year? She’s collecting inn-heritance tax. Why is Santa worried about being stalked? He’s surrounded by baby…
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Cracker Jokes - 2024
Some cracker jokes on an archaeological theme for your delectation: What do you get in a 5 star pyramid?A tomb with a view How do you ring an Egyptian doorbell?Toot-an’-come-in What do you call a very, very, very, very, very old joke?Pre-hysterical Who invented pens?The Incas Why was the pottery specialist upset?She got fired Why are archaeologists greedy?Because we’ll have archaic, and eat…
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Who delivers presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!
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This weeks comic was co-written by Jane. Hope everyone is taking care and keeping warm. Thanks as ever to my angelic patrons.
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Can you come up with a better Mary Rose-related Christmas cracker joke?
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