Dec 27, 2025
Keeping at least one foot warm (days like these) | Garder au moins un pied au chaud (jours comme ceux-ci)
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Keeping at least one foot warm (days like these) | Garder au moins un pied au chaud (jours comme ceux-ci)
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in the backseat or sopor city
walking down an old dirt road listening to boris and experiencing an extended full-frame reference error and i don't care
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Since this one doesn’t have a ship with it and I honestly don’t think you want an Anon x Jordyn meme, let’s do the Ship of the Month ;3
Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship
I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:
Illumi. He never needs sleep. So he will be awake. Always.
Who’s the one to make breakfast:
Neither of these Chuckle Fucks can cook properly. Either Illumi makes bunny apples or Hisoka feeds him his bungie cummies
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:
Illumi. Except he just throws the entire tray into Hisoka’s face.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:
Hisoka
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:
Currently their work is to kill one another. So. I don’t think they’re gonna be doing that. But if they absolutely must. Then Hisoka.
Who chooses the movies:
They’re allowed in movie theatres?
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:
Hisoka Tries. Hisoka gets pins pushed into his face. Like he deserves.
Who orders lunch:
Illumi’s got butlers. There is no need to order, mon cherie, he’s already got this.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:
ILLUMI
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:
Illumi. He’s like a cat. But more annoying and even more of an asshole.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:
HISOKA
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:
Illumi
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:
Illumi. Did you know that Hisoka sucks the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone? Fucking heathen
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:
HISOKA
Who cooks dinner:
The butlers.
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:
The Butlers
Who stays up until 2 reading:
Illumi reading ‘1001 ways to Kill Your Fiance’
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:
Both could do this but it’s more likely Illumi would. Just…those eyes…staring into your soul.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep:
Hisoka tries.