#crackbeaks

I want you all the time.

It pissed me off when she accused Beaks of stealing what she said about him having a big head, because that was inspiration not steeling, and she was making him feel like he can't do anything on his own

-Della duck x Jim starling (Deljim) otp

-Della duck x jim starling x launchpad McQuack x Drake mallard (deldrakejimpad) ot4

-Jim Starling x Launchpad (Jimpad)

-Jim Starling x Drake mallard (Jimdrake/Negawing)

-Della duck x Drake mallard (Deldrake)

-Drake mallard x steelbeak (steelwing)

-Drake mallard x launchpad (drakepad)

-Mark beaks x falcon Graves (gravesbeaks) kin ship

-Webby vanderquack x lena de spell (weblena) kin ship

-Mark beaks x fenton Crackshell-Cabrera (crackbeaks)

-Donald duck x José carioca x panchito pistoles (the three gay caballeros)

-Megavolt x gyro gearloose (gyrovolt)

-Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera x Gyro gearloose (fenro)

mark honey-trapping fenton by himself au (so it's not a cheat) where they are “friends”* friends with benefits (it includes ideas stolen from the another)

*one of them is a person who has a mean cousin vibe and/or someone you’d never consider as a sincere friend but they keep messing you around

"Don't sweat it, I only tweet about my relationship with people who have a blue check-mark... what's your mom's maiden name btw #askingafriendforananotherfriend #totallynotascam "

"I put my mom's 'maiden name' on my office ID and you don't even know about it?"

"You put the answer to the secret question on your office ID!?"

"HOW could I set the name put on my office ID as the answer to my secret question!"

"Wait I set my mom's maiden name as the answer to my secret question and it's the surname she's still using because she's a 'strong independent woman' and everybody knows her name! Why there's a option of that stupid question!? Fuck the patriarchy!"

Owlison: your going to put everything you love in that box.

Gandra: can I put Fenton in the box?

Fenton: h-huh!?

Owlison: no

Mark: can I, put Chico (aka Fenton) in the box?

Fenton blushing like crazy:/// NOW WAIT HOLD ON!!!////

Owlison: NO!!!

Feathery: I Want To Put Fen-!

Owlison: NO ONE IS PUTTING FENTON IN THE BOX!!!!!!

Gyro: OH SHUT UP AND LET US PUT FENTON IN THE BOX!!!

Huey: so, you want to put Fenton in the box?

Huey: so does that mean you are admitting that you actually like Fenton?

Gandra: yeah I always thought you thought he was annoying!

Gyro is blushing: well he is annoying, but he's annoying in a good way.

Gyro: unlike Mark

Mark: HEY! I'M NOT ANNOYING!!! NAME ONE THING THAT'S ANNOYING ABOUT ME!!!

Gyro: everything

Mark: WELL FUCK YOU TOO!!!

Owlison: guys come on this wasn't the reason why I did this

Bonus

Manny: hey...Fenton... you've been... awfully quiet..you ok?

Fenton still blushing:////...............................….....………................................................................////////

Manny: Fen?

Gandra: I....I think we broke him

Gyro: well FUCK!!

Feathery: come-on Fen please just say something 🥺

Fenton:......................................................................................................................what.........................the................... FUCK!!!!

Everyone looks at Fenton shocked 😳