#load em

anyway, as ari said, noiz totally has this big elaborate plan on getting laid in every single country (nonetheless the plane) so every summer, a month before going to visit midorijima, noiz takes aoba on an outlandish trip where they go visit historical sites and learn which, to aoba’s dismay is a fucking terrible idea because its summer?? but noiz is the one who suggested, planned and picked their destination so any argument is a losing battle. what can you do, noiz /thrives/ off of information and he honestly cannot miss a chance on seeing something in person rather than on the internet… but seriously, they went to France and visited castles instead of swimming somewhere in the French Riviera … wtf noiz

but even before that, noiz gets his fun throughout the entire trip. he could say he’s mastered arousing aoba in embarrassing situations but who’s to say whats normal these days? noiz books the flights and picks their seats and he chooses the ones borderlining the economy seats, because they have a small but convenient curtain behind them to separate the business class from the economy class. also he knows that aoba has a thing for privacy, even if it helps with only a little. when they’re seated down noiz likes to talk to him and give out terrible innuendos about how he’s going to fuck him in the bathroom and during the first time aoba heard it he pinched noiz’s nose and didn’t talk to him until they were asked about customs.