#crack lighter

So I work a scenic chairlift ride at a four seasons ski resort a d I'm on the bottom lift station today. The guy at top called down and asked if I had an extra lighter; which I did. I said I'd send it up in a few and that he could have it. The lighter was one of those shitty lighters you get from a dollar store when you REALLY need a cheap lighter, it's also the kind that you can turn into a fucking torch. So right before I taped onto the chairlift for him I modded it to spew out a glorious fireball. I'll find out what he thinks in about 5 minutes or so.