Sex, Science, and True Love: A Rigid Analysis of the Practical Applications of Dual Cultivation by aubreyli
NC-17 | Lan Zhan/Wei Ying | Multi-chapter: - currently 33.2k | Notes: Canon divergence, everyone lives/nobody dies, fix- it fic, magical healing cock, serious crack, violence, anal sex, oral sex, hair washing, kissing, necromancy
Summary:
“I once heard a rumour that this is how Lan An and his cultivation partner did it,” Ma Qiao piped up. “Which, I mean, if anyone could…”
“The Lans are far too boring and repressed for something like this,” Wei Wuxian said, with the authority of one who had been resoundingly ignored by a Lan for the past month. “Can you imagine Lan Wangji dual cultivating?”
Everyone knows that dual cultivation is a myth that only works in porn. Wei Wuxian discovers differently.