#crabbycompletionist

why would you want to see a man having sexual intercourse with portable breakfast

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones (also tag the tagger) Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post

DO YOU LIKE CAKE.  // HELL YES I LIKE CAKE. I'm more of the cake guy, whereas all of my friends are the icing guys. :3

QUICK TELL ME ABOUT THE PERSON THAT MAKES YOUR BLOOD PUMPER DO THE DOKI DOKI. // Aww, she's awesome! She has this long, beautiful brown hair. In the winter, we teach skiing together, and I always love to make her laugh. In general, she's awesome with kids and just so NICE.

SUGOI. CONTINUING ON. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE BALL FOOT GAME. //  I DO UNDERSTAND THE BALL FOOT GAME. MAINLY BECAUSE I USED TO FILM THE BALL FOOT GAME.

EITHER WAY, I DON’T. FAVORITE SUBJECT IN PRISON. I MEAN. SCHOOL. // SCIENCE. BECAUSE. UM. SCIENCE.

BEST FRIEND/PALECRUSH/MOIRAIL. DESCRIBE. // I have this one friend, who I have feeling jams heart to hearts with fairly often, and she always knows how to make me feel better. As well, I have helped her in some tricky situations. Whenever I can't help her, I feel kind of useless. ;_;

I’M BAD AT MAKING QUESTIONS. ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION. // My question is, why is the mammalian reproductive style so inefficient? The answer is... masturbation. Female masturbation. Kinda weird, but that's what I thought of.

READ HOMESTUCK BEFORE. IF YOU HAVEN’T THEN YOU PROBABLY WON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I AM YELLING AT YOU. THAT IS THE NORM. // I don't understand what's being asked here. But alright.

STATE FAVORITE CHARACTER. // Roxy!

SLAP YOURSELF ON THE CHEEK THEN EXPLAIN WHY. // She's the hacksta elite, plus I really emphasize with her romantic situation.

I REALLY HOPE YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS FROM ME. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE DOUBLE DEAD BECOMING ALIVE AGAIN. // Double dead? As in, LE dead? As in, dream bubble blew up dead? Nah. Normal dead/1000000 times dead? Yup!

LAST QUESTION. CONGRATULATIONS YOU SURVIVED. LIST YOUR GENDER AND WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST. JUST DO IT. // Male and... NOTHING! PLOT TWIST! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA!

EXTRA QUESTION BECAUSE THIS IS PART TWO TO NUMBER 11. QUESTION WHY YOU’VE DONE ALL THIS. // I HAVE BEEN FROM THE BEGINNING.

Alright. 11 questions. Easy.

What is your favorite subject in school?

Do you have a close friend group?

Are you a part of multiple social groups?

How much do you sleep per night?

Do you feel you get enough sleep?

What grade of school are you in, if you are in school?

If you have a job, what is it?

Do you have a crush/bf/gf? If you do, describe them.

Who was your first kiss?

What is one embarrassing memory from the past.

hopy shit thats like 95°F

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drink it or ur gay