102 (4)

Seb: "Cool glasses!"

(Ashlyn) "Thanks. They're my grandma's."

(Seb) "I have the same ones at home."

(Ashlyn) "Really? Why?"

(Seb) "So I can see when I'm milking.

(Ashlyn) [mouthing] "Milking?"

(Seb) "I'm sort of obsessed with musical theatre which makes me stand out a little bit in my family - they raise cattle and sheep. I just wanna raise the roof!"

103 (0)

104 (0)

105 (5)

(Seb) "I mean I practice for like an hour every night in our barn. My parents think I'm bonding with the livestock.

(Seb) "We lost one of our cows."

(Carlos) "You could have texted!"

(Seb) "We have bad reception at the barn. I am really sorry about being so late!"

(Carlos) "I'm really sorry about your cow!"

106 (0)

107 (0)

108 (0)

109 (0)

110 (0)

Season 2

201 (1)

(Kourtney) "This one doesn't say anything except the words 'my cows'"

202 (0)

203 (7)

(Seb) "I wasn't going to say anything but I've got something special coming from ye old farm."

(Carlos) [squeals and hugs him]

(Seb) [mouthing] "Ye old farm??"

(Kourtney) "So what are you trying to figure out?"

(Seb)"Well, I told Carlos that I had a special present coming from my family's farm."

(Kourtney) "Ooh what is it?"

(Seb) [plays suspenseful music]

(Kourtney) "There is no special present coming from your farm, is there?"

(Seb) "This is terrible! I knew a handmade card would never be enough. What am I gonna do?"

(Kourtney) "Find something organic and just be you."

(Carlos) "Oh....dirt!"

(Seb) "I planted some organic seeds from my barn in there about an hour ago. I thought maybe we could have something that grows with us."

204 (6)

(Seb) "Oh no you guys! I missed an alert from my Farmer's Alman-app. Salt Lake just got half of foot in half and hour."

(Seb) "But if it's your phone, why do I have to be the one up here?"

(Kourtney) "Because you said you got struck by lightning that one time on your farm. So that makes you a better power conductor than me!"

(Seb) "Everyone! That was an alert from my Farmer's Alman-app! It says that the roads are clear and the sheep are in heat! - I should have read that last part in my head!"

205 (10)

(Ashlyn) "Why do I hear sheep but don't see sheep?"

(Seb) "Oh that's Jimmy. He has social anxiety."

(Kourtney) "Well I'm team Jimmy. I don't camp, I don't glamp, I don't even sleep without a silk pillow case."

(Ricky) "Listen, I'm sure Seb and Gina have a good reason for bringing us to his barn so late, on a school night."

(Seb) "I'm going to need some help in the barn with something involving tractors."

(Carlos) "Soo we're talking this Saturday?"

(Seb) "Mmm-hmm."

(Carlos) "Just come over and help in the barn and not to celebrate something else that you could figure out with a quick search of public records?"

(Carlos) "The ride over here was, uhm, exciting."

(Seb) "I only have my driver's license for farm equipment."

206 (0)

207 (0)

208 (0)

209 (4)

(Seb) "And I told him Milky White was nearing labor. Cows don't stop having babies just because school let out."

(Carlos) "Yet somehow you're having a cow about me not staying in Salt Like, so..."

210 (6)

(Seb) "But while I helped bring a new baby cow into the world, Carlos was in a world of his own. I know, I know, I am crying over spilled milk - no seriously, I spilled so much milk in the barn."

(Carlos) "I just don't understand what happened. I mean, Seb doesn't seem like the jealous type."

(E.J.) "What does he seem like?"

(Carlos) "I don't know? The farmer type?"

Statistics

Total amount of words used in both seasons: 43

Amount of times each word/phrase has been used individually:

Cow: 6

Barn: 5

Farm: 5

Lifestock: 1

Cattle: 1

Sheep: 4

Milk(ing): 4

Tractor: 1

Farmer's Alman-app: 2

Organic: 2

Jimmy: 2

Milky White: 1

Other: 2

and as bonus:

Favourite Farm Boy Seb Moments

I collected all of your answers :) ranked from most to least often mentioned!

Bonding with the lifestock - 4

Jimmy and his social anxiety - 3

Milky White - 2

"[My family] raise cattle and sheep - I just wanna raise the roof!" - 2

Red Gloves - 1

"My Cows <3" - 1