Okay but they're kinda cute actually; I bet Toman would actually enjoy Eliza's gossiping sessions, even if he's not particularly interested in the drama - he just likes being up to date with what's going on in the creek.
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Okay but they're kinda cute actually; I bet Toman would actually enjoy Eliza's gossiping sessions, even if he's not particularly interested in the drama - he just likes being up to date with what's going on in the creek.
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I like George x Secret Keeper, HATE how some people (not all obviously) make them being a couple their only traits
SAY IT LOUDER AND PROUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!! (The subreddit)
this was their first date
ELIZA, JANE, AND GEORGE from CRAIG OF THE CREEK
Justification:
"Jane and George literally love Eliza SO MUCH and it shows. Jane and George willingly pamper her and help her get ready at the creek, George was even ready to attack Craig with a comically large hammer with no hesitation when Craig saw Eliza without her usual clothing. AND GEORGE DOING HER MAKEUP?? I'M IN HEAVEN.
And look at Eliza's outfit in Silver Fist Returns, SHE'S MATCHING GEORGE. He totally designed her outfit for her.
It's often said that Eliza only likes what Jane and George do for her, but if we pay close attention we can see how much she cares for them. In Stink Bomb, at first Eliza is very stubborn in moving from the Willow Tree, but once she sees George become affected by it, she agrees. And Eliza literally calls Jane her favorite, there's nothing straight about that. She loves them and they love her.
And you CANNOT tell me, these three would be THE BEST villian couple in the creek. This is literally them:
Villian x loyal assistant(s)
THIS TROPE WOULD HAVE MADE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH COOLER.
In conclusion, Miss Eliza has two hands and those hands are for Jane AND George." - @pinkarsonist0
Could Polyamory Have Saved Them?
Yes
No
It would make them worse
It would make them worse (affectionate)
The cotc subreddit makes me wanna cry sometimes. They're talking about George if you couldn't figure it out.
Anyone who says Jane and George are nice dni dni dni I don't want to hear about your inaccurate ass headcanons.

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Secret Keeper/George is so cute. Unexpected, but adorable. I really liked the writers giving us glimpses of George’s softer side, since he’s pretty much always been positioned as an antagonist.
Secret Keeper not being able to bring himself to attack and hurt George was everything.
Hoping that once George and Secret Keeper grow closer we see George return the favor by refusing to do something that would hurt Secret Keeper. (Maybe protecting him from Eliza wanting revenge?)
Also,
“Oh, I’m quite fine” -George
“I know” -Secret Keeper
“Oh my”-George
Had me laughing
Never thought my favorite Creek Kid (George) would get even the slightest bit of development but here we are 🥴👍