Nintendo lite: "wow, you completed our side order DLC and collected every badge, gear piece, weapon, banner, title, and locker decoration that we had to offer! Nice work!"

Nintendo switch:

i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷It̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸c̴o̷l̴d̷c̸o̷l̷d̷c̴o̷l̴d̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷m̴o̷v̷e̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷t̸h̷i̷n̷k̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷c̴a̷an̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴c̴a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸mr̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸c̴o̷l̴d̷c̸o̷l̷d̷c̴o̷nl̴d̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷m̴o̷v̷e̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷t̸h̷i̷n̷k̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷b̴r̷e̸a̶ot̷h̸e̷c̴a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴c̴a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷tt̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸c̴ao̷l̴d̷c̸o̷l̷d̷c̴o̷l̴d̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷m̴o̷v̷e̷i̷c̸a̷n̶’̴t̷lt̸h̷i̷n̷k̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸i̷ot̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷nu̸r̴t̷i̷d̸0̴n̷’̵t̶w̸a̷n̴t̸b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷b̴r̷e̸a̶t̷h̸e̷c̴a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴c̴a̷n̶’̴t̷s̷t̴o̷p̴i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸er̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷i̷t̵’̴s̶h̷u̸r̴t̷

██████ MEMORY SECTOR UNSTABLE ██████

██ SIGNAL FRACTURE DETECTED ██

████ DATA LOST ████

(Part A)