đ Penelope
phil likes to bring her leftover backed goods from the cafe whenever he works a night shift. he also almost always brings a different experimental drink as well. itâs always the last thing he does at the end of any shift, he makes a wild new coffee combo and then takes it to either lil or pen for opinions, depending on whether he goes straight to his place or penelopeâs. sheâs usually not a fan of any of them, but she still tries it every time - always on instalive as a reaction video.
heâs yet to fully tell his parents about her. or well, thatâs not fully true - they definitely know about her because of ya know the whole viral sex tape thing, but heâs never given more of an explanation that just âthatâs penelopeâ heâs pretty sure they assume heâs dating her - or at least they hope heâs dating her and not going around making sex tapes with random girls (which.... she kind of was when they did it). but really theyâre too busy constantly yelling at him for the whole thing or actively avoiding ANY mention of the sex tape to ever bring it up or ask any straight forward questions about her. he does want to tell them about her - but heâs not going to do that until he himself is absolutely certain in where they stand.
after having dated amity for a bit, being with pen is..... a lot different. amity had been philâs first real relationship (because no one in high school wanted to date the bug boy and corona gave him a fresh start). with amity, phil always knew exactly where he stood. they were dating, she hated his bug eating and other weird tendencies, and well - their breakup made sense when it happened. with penelope, nothing fully makes sense to him and he doesnât really know anything thatâs happening. but itâs exciting in a way nothing else has really ever been. she doesnât fully mind his weirdness and has fully embraced the fact that he was a college drop out with no real future plans and she supposed his goals of being lazy forever yet still rich and forever. things are confusing but good and though he wished he knew where they stood, he wouldnât really trade it in for anything.
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