What are you doing in my swamp?!

“And what do you want to happen?” she asked, challenging him in a way. “All girls are out of your league. But that isn’t all your fault. You’re a man, that’s just how it is.” She shrugged at him. “Sometimes it feels like you don’t care that much about me.”

Shane shrugged. “What do you want to happen?” he countered. “That’s a little harsh. You act like I’ve never had a girlfriend before.” His brow furrowed. “Well, that’s not true. I just-- I’m just not good at showing that I do care. But I do. A lot.” He bit on the inside of his cheek. A nervous habit he did. He was never good at expressing emotions or feelings for other people.

@shrexyshane​

“So you know I’m out of your league and don’t care huh?” Fiona teased, poking him in the sides. “Shame. I was finally starting to like you for real. Now I know you are an ogre. Shame, shame, shame.” She had a smile on her face the entire time she poked at him. “Maybe if you cared things would be different.”

Shane sighed dramatically. He knew saying that would come to bite him in the ass. “Most girls are out of my league.” Shane wasn’t necessarily a modest person but he was honest. Sometimes. “You act like I said I don’t care about you.” He rolled his eyes. “I’m just not going to get my hopes up for something that would never happen.”

“Fuck off.”

“I literally don’t care.”

“Y’know, I woke up so exhausted this morning, I didn’t think I’d be able to leave the house,” Phoenix began, his words coming out quickly and with a lot of energy. “I got some coffee on my way here and WOW, it made a difference!” He took another sip of his coffee, his right foot tapping on the ground repeatedly. “I don’t usually handle caffeine well, y’know, but this is fantastic! I’m ready to take on the day!” After another sip of his coffee, he made eye contact with the person he was speaking to. “So what were we doing here again?”

Shane didn’t do well with high energy people. Donny might be the exception to that rule but sometimes even he got under Shane’s skin. So, when the guy next to him began rambling Shane snapped. “Can you like shut the fuck up?” He let out a loud sigh. “Sorry,” he mumbled. He was really trying to work on his anger. “If you can’t handle caffeine then clearly you shouldn’t drink it. If you need the boost most coffee shops will do things half decaf. Enough for the boost but not over do it.” He glanced up at the menu of the sub shop they were in. “I would assume you were grabbing lunch.”

“So, does this mean you forgive me?” Shane asks, hopeful. It only took him four months to apologize and then another month for Fiona to actually talk to him so this was definitely a step in the right direction. “I mean, yeah. Taco Bell. Sounds great. My treat.” It was the least he could do after he’d been such a shitty friend.

Aladdin - If your muse had 3 wishes, what would they wish for?

I was really stumped on this one so here it goes. Shane could wish for a million things but he’s too damn stubborn to actually wish for them. He thinks things are obtained through hard work but the three things he would desire most would be:

To not be so hot headed and get into fights all the time.

For Fiona to forgive him and see him as the person that cares for her.

As the man’s hands shot out and grabbed at his shirt, Plagg’s only reaction was a gleeful smirk. That was exactly how he and hoped Shane would react. “Oh, I think I know exactly what I’m talking about. Sir Ogre was in the dog house, wasn’t he?” he taunts, ignoring the fact that he too had been scolded by Tikki - that didn’t matter right now.

Shane’s eyes narrowed. His mind went to Fiona and how pissed she would be if she found out he’d been in another fight. His fist was shaking but instead of punching him he let go of his shirt and pushed him. “Fuck off.”

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Plagg just simply smirked and looked around. There weren’t too many people this time. And Tikki wasn’t here. That was the big thing. No need to worry about embarrassing or upsetting her if he did escalate this once again. “Thought you got in trouble with your girl last time? Really want to risk that again?” A pause as his lips twist even wider. “Ogre?” @shrexyshane​

Shane needed to stop letting this happen. Letting people get under his skin to the point it could possibly get violent. He had Plagg’s shirt balled up in his fist and eyes staring down at him like daggers. “You don’t know what you’re talking about,” he spat. “What did you call me?!”

Shane’s temper easily got out of hand when around Dani. She didn’t like him and, well, he didn’t like anyone. Except maybe Donny and Fiona. “No, we’re not,” he said as calm as he possibly could. He knew an outburst would only make her statement seem true.

“Since I was brought here? I wasn’t brought here against my will. It was my own choice.” Shane furrows his eyebrows. “What, a thorn as a reminder that I kicked your ass and I’ll do it again!”

I mean...who wouldn’t?

“It’s complicated. I mean, I really like her a lot but I fucked up really bad a few months back. And now she’ll barely talk to me. I tried apologizing but I was too late. So, like, I do like her in a way that’s more than friendly but I can’t tell her that.”

“Alright, well she didn’t, so now what?” Fiona rolled her eyes. “You came by one time. Good for you. And now you’re hitting me up at pride of all places. Shane, if it mattered that much to you, you would have stopped by more than once.”

Shane’s brows furrowed. “It does matter. I-- I’m just not any good at this.” The fact that Dani never told her he stopped by really pissed him off but he was holding his tongue on the matter, not wanting to dig a deeper grave for himself. “I know you don’t care but I am sorry. If you want me out of your life then fine. I don’t really have a choice in that matter.”

Fiona narrowed her eyes at him. As much as she loved the fact that he apologized, he still just had the worst timing. “You wanna do that now? At pride?” she sighed. “Shane, it’s been months. I think this is a little late.”

Shane was already angry. This meant Dani clearly did not tell Fiona he stopped by a while ago. “Months?! I came by your place. You weren’t there. Dani said she would tell you.”

Shane still hadn’t apologized to Fiona. They hadn’t really spoken since the last event they’d gone to together. He knew she would be at the pride event and he was using it as a chance to corner her so she would talk to him. When he finally found her he approached her and took a deep breath before talking. “I really fucked up before and I’m sorry.”