Smash or Pass: Urianger
“Pass,” said Synnove. “He’s a wonderful person and I absolutely love getting into arguments about arcanima and aetherology with him, but no. Zero sexual attraction. Though, I’ll grant he has a very lovely voice.”
“Smash smash smash,” said Rereha with a smirk. “As Synnove said, dat voice.” She held up both thumbs. “He could read me the driest tome in the Thaumaturges’ Guild’s and I’d stay riveted the whole time. And, of course, another face that looks perfect for sitting on.”
Synnove slapped both hands over her mouth as she turned green. She squeezed her eyes shut for a few moments, then once the bout of nausea passed, dropped her hands to hiss, “Would you please stop saying that.”
“Make me!”
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Smash or Pass, with Synnove and Rereha
