leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Thorin. It’s definitely Thorin. The guy went from being royalty who had servants to pick up his shit to having no extra clothes TO throw down or even a floor to throw things on to at times. Even when they settled elsewhere he just had a few things of clothes that he washed regularly until they fell apart. He’s never had to keep track of shit like that in his life and at first Bilbo is SO ANNOYED. BC THORIN. THORIN THEY WILL WRINKLE THORIN. CLOTHES ARE NOT A THING THAT GOES ON THE FLOOR THORIN. But he eventually learns that this is a Thornism and just rolls with it.forgets to run the dish washer

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

Jack can always be found just by following the trail of clothes and other sundry debris left in his wake. Sometimes you have no idea where this stuff comes from or why or how it got dropped on the floor. Why does Jack need a compass? Why does Jack HAVE a compass? WhERE did he get it? The great mysteries of Pitch's life.forgets to run the dish washer

Honestly neither of them use it. Jack doesn't seem to realize that dishes are a thing that you can use and just wanders around with handfulls of food or slathers a bunch of random stuff onto bread and calls it a job well done. Pitch is a collection of entities of pure fear amassed in one form and consciousness and is beyond any need of sustenance other than the conceptual terror lurking in every human mind.

pumps gas for the car

Does it really matter???drives when they’re going somewhere're

Pitch. Because Jack just cannot DEAL with how much of a sideseat driver pitch is.Jack speed up we want to get there within the next century.Jack you should merge let i sAID LEFT DID THAT LOOK LIKE LEFT. Jack slow down Jesus you're not that Martin Macfly or whatever his name was trying to get to the future. DID THEY JUST CUT US OFF?? JACK. JACK FOLLOW THEM. MAKE THEM P A Yrearranges the furniture

Jack doesnt seem to realize that furniture is supposed to have a set arrangement. Like, he just shoves it into whatever odd configuration he needs at the time and Pitch will come home to shit like every cushion off the couch and in a corner while the kitchen chairs are stacked and he is too confused to ask wHY.falls asleep with the TV on

They tend to fall asleep on top of each other on the couch so both???

gets to use the bathroom first

Jack. Pitch takes fucking HOURS primping himself.decides the temperature for the ac/heater

They both change it every time they walk by and their bills are the things of nightmares (badum-tsh)sets up holiday decorations

Jack goes fuckin ALL OUT and pitch hates it with a burning passion

leaves the lights on

Jack would and it never lasts long uses the bathroom with the door open

Jack, only because pitch is a ridiculous fuck who gets antsy if he cant have jack in his line of site in some way shape or form