#cop geralt

when midnights break their sleep by SummerFrost

The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

"It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

(This is one of my favorite stories in the fandom.  I love it so much!!)

Give Me Nothing, Give Me You by dis

Ciri's kindergarten letter comes in the mail on a Tuesday. Geralt opens it, skims it, and frowns at the class his daughter has been assigned.

Dandelions.

Or: A modern AU with Dad!Geralt and Teacher!Jaskier.

Chopsticks by thisgirlsays22

“Yennefer sent me a check for eight lessons for you,” Jaskier said the following weekend, wearing a beige button-down with--

“Does your shirt have owls on it?” Geralt asked, caught somewhere between amusement and horror.

Jaskier looked down and tugged on the front of his shirt as if he had to remind himself what was on it. He beamed at Geralt. “Yeah! Do you like it?”

“Not particularly.”

The smile swiftly disappeared.

“It’s not terrible,” he amended, stepping back to let Jaskier inside the apartment. Then Jaskier’s initial words sank in. “Wait. Yen did what?”

Hanging up on Yennefer was always a mistake.

New Monster Stories by kathkin

“So do you have a name?”

“Yeah.” The man who had saved his life less than an hour ago – the white-haired, absurdly buff, weirdly sexy man Jaskier might have called taciturn if he was feeling charitable and surly if he was feeling less so – dug into his second burger.

Jaskier waited. “Are… you going to tell me what it is?”

The man paused mid-bite, and looked at him reproachfully as if to say how dare you. How dare you interrupt me. Can’t you see I’m enjoying my cheeseburger. Can’t you see this cheeseburger is the most important thing in my life right at the moment. He swallowed, and said, “Geralt.”

It turns out almost getting eaten by a werewolf can make your whole life go careening off in a new, terrifying, wondrous, artistically flourishing direction. Who knew?

Where There’s a Witcher by ghostinthelibrary

Jaskier is a twentysomething recently unemployed journalist and amateur musician looking for his big break. So when he’s saved from the jaws of a wyvern by the infamous Butcher of Blaviken, Geralt of Rivia, he comes up with a brilliant idea: he’ll follow the Witcher around and sing about their exploits. He’ll gain fame and fortune and Geralt will get a much needed image rehab. Everyone wins. Unless Jaskier goes and falls in love like an idiot.

Only Human Series by ghostintxelibrary

It’s a Tuesday, so someone is threatening to kill Jaskier.

Geralt doesn’t know why he’s surprised anymore.

Geralt moonlights as a superpowered vigilante called the Witcher, but his cover identity is the mild-mannered Geralt Rivia, reporter at The Continental Press. Jaskier is an entertainment writer at the Press and Geralt’s ex-boyfriend. He's obsessed with the Witcher, the vigilante who has saved his life multiple times. When Geralt is blackmailed by a powerful sorcerer into pursuing the Shrike, a serial killer who’s been targeting abusive men, Jaskier gets involved, despite Geralt’s best efforts.

(Seriously, all of her stuff is amazing.  Read it all.)

Thieves and Riches

Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

I’ll Never Be Free From Your Smile by whisperedstory

Geralt isn't sure how he got here, standing in his kitchen in black gym shorts and a baby pink—baby fucking pink—shirt that stretches too tightly over his muscles and has Toss a Coin written in sparkling gold letters across his chest while Jaskier is aiming a camera at his face.

Or: Jaskier is a YouTuber and Geralt is his best friend and roommate.

Next to You by Bean_Writes

Moving to a new town is one thing. Moving to a new town, becoming best friends with his neighbor and falling head over heels for her dad is something entirely different.

In his second year of college, Jaskier struggles with his undying crush on Geralt, Ciri's dad. It also doesn't help that the man's job involves him looking like an absolute wet dream come true, emerging from beneath a car, muscles flexing, slick with sweat and grease.

He's really fucked.

The Tale of Jaskier's Grudge Against Historians (and how they gave him his happy ending anyway) by notebooksandlaptops

[Text Sent From Ciri] Is there a reason why a love letter to Yen and Geralt is in the British Museum signed from you?? -C

[Text Sent to Ciri] Because Historians are nosey pricks. Do NOT tell your parents. -J

[Text Sent From Ciri] ;) – C

The winking face of a semicolon and a bracket stared up at him, composed of unforgiving pixels. She wouldn’t, would she? No. No. She couldn’t. She wouldn’t.

She wouldn’t.

-///-

The Sweetest Poison (One Shot)

Geralt is captured and tortured by his enemies.  Luckily he has a badass bard watching his back.

A Blade in the Back (One Shot)

In the midst of a battle, Jaskier is hit with an unknown curse. All at once Geralt finds himself locked in battle with the only man he wants to protect.

If Wishing Made It So (Complete)

On a hunt that goes bad, Geralt is forced to imagine a world where his bard will no longer walk at his side.

Frantic (One Shot)

Geralt leaves Jaskier to go on a hunt that quickly goes wrong. Jaskier decides to take matters into his own hands.

A Light In the Dark (Complete) Part I

The world around him went oddly silent–drowned out by the roar of blood in his ears.

A lock of familiar brown hair fell onto the table, tied neatly with a string from a lute. Mouth dry with panic and fingers shaking, Geralt brushed his fingers over the tiny bundle before reaching for the piece of parchment folded beside it.

Any hope that the package was some sort of mistake died a quick death at the short message scrawled across the page:

Come and play, Butcher–before he can’t.

Hidden In Plain Sight (Complete) Part II

Jaskier is a bard with a secret. For all the world knows, he strolled onto a stage ten years ago and made a name for himself as the sidekick of the White Wolf. But what came before? And will he be able to escape destiny’s call?

Not a Damsel, Not in Distress (Complete)

Geralt and Jaskier are ambushed by a pack of mercenaries. It was really their fault for believing the yellow eyed Witcher was the only threat.

The Witcher Soldier (Complete)

The Winter Soldier AU with Jaskier as Bucky.

And Yet Here We Are (Ongoing)

Collection of all the tumblr drabbles and one shots

Cops and Robbers Verse (Ongoing)

Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

Wolves and Men (Ongoing)

Jaskier thought he'd found the perfect alpha to follow for the rest of his life only to be cast aside. He should have known better--the White Wolf always hunts alone.

The Sin Eater (Ongoing)

“He doesn’t have much time now,” the demon observed, “Even Witchers need oxygen. This is your only hope of saving him.”

Jaskier’s face went firm and determined, turning back to the creature with no sign of his earlier hesitation.

The demon looked amused. “Are you sure he’d worth giving up so much?”

“All that and more,” Jaskier whispered.

Also Me: Did I just write a scene where Geralt practically melts into a puddle over how sexy Jaskier is?

I just posted a new chapter for my Cop Geralt and Thief Jaskier story.  I’ll be posting more chapters to this story since the plot is developing pretty quickly now.  Also, the explicit chapter is coming (har har) soon, I promise.  

Here’s the story so far if you want to catch up:

Thieves and Riches [Complete]

Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

Unknown Caller [Complete]

The phone flared to life in his hand and began to play a loud pop song.  

‘I love myself, I want you to love me.

When I feel down, I want you above me.’

Geralt stared down at the phone in horror as it continued to play a loud, synthetic pop song.

‘I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you I touch mys--”

Before the song could continue, Geralt flipped it open and shoved it to his ear.  “Who the fuck is this?”

Beneath him, the world seemed to tilt oddly when a smooth, slightly accented voice purred in his ear,

“Hello, Geralt.  Miss me?”

A Bloody Nuisance [Complete]

All Geralt wanted was a coffee after a long night of chasing down leads for the museum robbery. Instead, he finds himself running for his life in the middle of downtown.

Good thing he's got a handsome thief following him. ______________________

Or, the Cop Geralt and Thief Jaskier no one asked for, but I definitely keep writing.

Taste the Promise on My Lips [Complete]

He walked to the railing and looked out over the city, enjoying the cool breeze against the familiar burn of whiskey in his throat. Maybe he could convince Yen to let him sneak out once she had her claws firmly set in her latest victim--

“Climb on board,” a low, sultry voice crooned from the stage, cutting through the noise of the crowd easily.

Geralt's neck popped as he whipped around and looked for the band he’d initially dismissed. He knew that voice.

“We’ll go slow and high tempo…” _______________________

At the social event of the season, Geralt finds himself face to face with the thief who has haunted his thoughts since the first time he saw him. But is there any hope for them in the wake of the dangers growing around them?

Bloodlines [WIP]

“I’m going to disappoint you,” he said softly, a note of sorrow in his tone. “But you knew that already.”

____________________

This new chapter was so intensely difficult to get out.  I’m still not sure if I’m completely happy with it.  Hopefully this finally connects all the dots for my evil schemes and kicks some of my writer’s block to the curb.  :)

Here’s a teaser:

“I apologize for the rudeness,” he murmured without sounding sorry at all, “We just needed to be sure that you weren’t wearing a wire.”

“You kidnapped me from my fucking house.  Why would I be wearing a wire?” Geralt rasped.

“Maybe I wanted to see what I was missing.”  The smirk was back and Geralt marveled at the idea of ever believing this man was anything but a scumbag.  “I am disappointed that we have to cut our relationship short.”

“I’m not.  And we weren’t in a relationship.”

He refused to think about why it was so important to make that clear.  Jaskier looked gutted with every word and glared down at the ground when Geralt risked looking over at him.

Thieves and Riches Part I

Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

Unknown Caller  Part II

Geralt stared down at the phone in horror as it continued to play a loud, synthetic pop song.

‘I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you I touch mys--”

Before the song could continue, Geralt flipped it open and shoved it to his ear.  “Who the fuck is this?”

Beneath him, the world seemed to tilt oddly when a smooth, slightly accented voice purred in his ear,