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Historical figures:Chapter 1

Heneral Luna

My idol~...ahem..anyways...

Disclaimer: Reader will not be Heneral Luna, But will have characteristics of said person, And The Actual Heneral Luna will be related to Reader

Warnings: GN!Reader, Mentions of War, Death, Imposter AU(cause yes), angst/comfort,Good End, Mentions of Blood, Alot of Swearing Both Tagalog and English.....as expected

Enjou gets a Cameo cause I love him

As for the translations....you figure it out

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"Hay Potcha Where the Fuck am I?" Was the first thing you say when you woke up in the middle of a grassy field. "Nahulog ba ako Sa Duyan?" Did you fall of a hammock? who knows. Turning around to see no hammock one tree. 'Ay pak shet this isn't our property' you thought finally standing up the Sun in the middle of the sky. Glad your mother wasnt there or whe would've whooped your ass and nagged you for sleeping in.

Getting up and trying not to fall down. When someone tried to shoot an arrow barely missing. "HOY WHAT THE FUCK"

"BY THE ORDERS OF THE CREATOR, SEIZE THE IMPOSTER AT ONCE" the person screamed and a familiar figure walks from behind of the archer....fuck it's Kaeya.

"....Putangina Yoko na.....I think I should run" Son of a bitch You've had enough,you just woke up but that's besides the point. "Look I don't know what you mean Mr. Cavalry Captain...but I'm gonna go"

And then you BOLT. You ran and ran your abdomen started to hurt you reached a forest and took a breather. "Mga Yawaaaaaaa" Assholes, Demons, Ruthless you breathed out. "Your Holiness?"

"AY PUTANGINA MO" you shreiked you Son of a bitch A tall Figure appeared before you. "Your Holiness!" The tall Figure beamed in delight.

"Wait a minute...ENJOU!?"

"They Know my nameee" he squealed like a high school girl. "Uhhh Yea...Anyways I gotta go before Kaeya Catches up to me with Back up"

"Why would he chase you anyways" he asked "Something about being an imposter, Di ko Sigurado" You weren't sure to be honest.

"PREPOSTEROUS! HUMANS CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR CREATOR" He Gasped. Honestly you didn't give a flying fuck about being called an imposter, It's the Shooting you was the concerning part.

"It's fine it's fine...Anyways Can I stay with you and the abyss? cause I really don't have anywhere to stay at" you asked making doe eyes you probably didn't need to do that and he'd still say yes.

"Well of course your Holiness! One moment.." Enjou said Opening a portal.

Him pulling you in the portal and a moments you were in a ruin like castle. 'so this is what the Abyss looks like inside'

"Enjou...Is that..." A voice called out it was the traveller's twin. After a couple days later in the abyss you got comfortable.

Your now seated in a Library well you guessed it was..you were trying to teach Enjou Tagalog(properly..no jokes) so he can Translate you for Other people. Well it's mostly curses and simple phrases

"so...If I want to introduce myself in the holy la— Tagalog..I Say 'Ako si Enjou, Nalulugod ako makilala ka' right?" He asked God he was Adorable "Mmhm It Means My Name is Enjou, Its a pleasure meeting you" You were proud you also taught him a couple curse words just incase you want to cuss out someone which you wanted to...but no one.......yet.

"Maglakad kaya tayo sa Labas ng Abyss?" You suggested

"Walk outside the abyss? Just us?" He asked happily.

"Yep! I want to go walk around the grass again..and maybe find some of my things...maybe"

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You and Enjou Were walking...well he was floating..You were walking around Gallesong Hill.

Near the tree you originally woke up at you found a satchel with a book, a thick ass Journal, A modern pen, a random pistol with no bullets, and...YOUR PHONE

"AY PANGINOON CELLPHONE KO" You cried in happiness.

"you just swore...to yourself"

"Hah?" Hotdog.

"You're God?"

"Oh Yea....Anyways"

You open the journal first a photo fell out it was old around the 18 century maybe.

"Oh it's my photo of my lolo...well Great Grandfather actually...well uncle, My Family says I have an uncanny resemblance to him" you held up a photo of Heneral Luna. You looked alike, to the nose, the eyes, the jawline, even at the eyebrows.

"You two do look alike, although you look younger" You nod in agreement, Flipping a page it was a article that at Heneral Luna used. Artikulo Uno. Who ever wrote this journal must look up to him...Like you are...

Then something caught your eye

"Dear Myself, You may doubt it now But you are truly a god, Makinig ka Na tanga ka Ikaw yoong totoo na Diyos. Your Gonna need the Artikulo Uno thing Later probably after reading this. P. s. The book is in Baybayin Have fun Studying it again From (y/n) Luna"

You just started at the last bit "FIRST OF ALL MYSELF JUST TOLD ME TO LISTEN...THEN PROCEEDED TO CALL NE AN IDIOT THEN MAKES ME STUDY BAYBAYIN AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK" you angrliy shouted. Until you heard footsteps.

You and Enjou swung your head to where it came from. "YOU." Someone snarled. They looked like you..just in very flowy clothing....Well crap.

Kaeya and the Knights followed behind them. Then you said

"Hay Panginoon! Eto ba Yoong Walang Hiyang Punyeta na May Kasalanan kung bakit ako ipapapatay!?" Oh Lord, This was the bitch that ordered to hunt you down

"They are, Your Actual. Holiness"Enjou replied with full confidence, The Person Froze.

"Gague Pangit niya, Masakit Makumpara Sakin, Parang Insulte" God Damn, They were a lesser version of you, It felt Gross being compared to them, An Insult.

Everyone froze when you started talking in Tagalog.

"Enjou, Sinusunod ba dito yoong Artikulo Uno" Did they Follow the Artikulo Uno principle here, they did so Enjou nodded.

"Hey You do you know what meaning of Artikulo Uno is, I'm sure you have been abusing that" you asked your poser. They looked terrified.

"Artikulo Uno, Ang hindi sumunod sa utos ng punong heneral ng digmaan ay tatangalan ng rango at ipapatay ng walang paglilitis sa Husgadong Militar" You looked at Enjou after saying it signaling to fully translate.

"Artikulo Uno or Article One, People who disobeyed the Head General of War, will be removed from the ranks and be killed with no proceedings from the Court, or in this case, Their Grace" he smirked under the abyssal Form.

Your imposter started sobbing and apologizing on their knees.

"Shuta Dali matakot, Ano ba yan?" Enjou said almost laughing Well shit They get scared easily What was that

You couldn't hold your laughter. "AHAHahaha— oh that was a good Laugh, then you Guys, You believed Their Words Blindly. PARA KAYONG MGA BIRHEN NA NINIWALA SA PAG-IBIG NG ISANG PUTA" you shouted the quote with full emotional

"Should I translate" Enjou Wispered to you. "Go, I Dare you"

He breathed in trying not to laugh " Directly translated, What their Grace said was....oh dear Your like a bunch of Virgins That believes in loving words of a Whore"

You both Laughed while the knights also apologized profusely.

"Alright Get your Asses together we have Six other nations to convince"

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It has been a week, a week of studying baybayin now you can read the book fucking finally.

It's also the time where you have to set of the 6 different nations to redirect their belief in their God.

Convincing Liyue was Easy, with the Help of Venti Bring the Anemo Archon He got to Zhongli Alot faster, then to the Adepti then to the Qixing, They handed us Milleleth soldiers to help us, But was had to cut the troops in half when reaching Inazuma and Back, Again Easy with the the Shogun to the Tricomissions, and you came back with more troops and the Electro archon.

It was going great. You were already in the mainland and you guys well some rested in Carts pulled by Horses. You stopped to buy food for everyone, Being a god gave you privlages Free food. You see your troops switching places some to rest and some to guard. You saw Enjou about to fall over in his sleep. You patted his Leg and asked.

"Nakapagpahinga ka na ba?" Has he rested? Judging by his groggy State he has... a little.

"I'm sorry your Grace are we about to head home?"

"May tatlong bansa pa tayong pupuntahan" 3 nations to go to, and you were only half way to Sumeru

"With all due respect it's midnight" He said Groggily.

"Kaya bilisan pa natin" You said giggling. Guess we should speed up

Maybe this life wasn't too bad.

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GOOD LORD FINALLY IM FINISHED

Hope you guys enjoy

This ain't poem, or any creative shit. I'm posting this to remind and congratulate myself.

It's been, I think 3 days since I assessed that I finally accepted it. There were days on and off if I'm really over it, well, those were my shit days, kala ko ok na, then kinabukasan hindi na naman. 7 months of official moving on, not including the months na nagpakatanga ako at bumalik balik pa sa kanya, which I said to myself na I'm totally removing this toxic person sa buhay ko. Well I guess, I was just in love, that resulted me to be too much gullible. Tama nga yung pinapkinggan kong mga podcast, there would be a day na magigising ka nalang tapos ok kana, na tanggap mo na, just give it a time sabi nga nila. This person was really toxic, to the point na nagawa niya pa akong guluhin para bigyan ng mixed signals. Good thing, I indulged myself with these podcasts on how to be strong, self love and to self respect. I was able to confront that shit, and this confrontation really helped me to take a big step.

Moving on doesn't really indicate na wala ka ng feelings towards the person, maybe meron onti pero tanggap mo na eh, na you really won't end up being with each other. There were times kung naalala ko siya, I wanna control it, I whisper to myself na "no, I don't wanna to think of you, I'll stop this". Ngayon, I just keep it free flowing, yep may konting kirot pero you've already accepted it, na it's just a memory, forever suspended in time, sa past, na will be forever be there and a part of yourself.

A FILIPINO MOM-

but also very sweet after each day- LMAO

This has been in my ask box for so long.

Ok ok So Filipino Mom Reader Coming Right up (Also Adding Filipino Dad cause Why the fuck not)

Very very soft AU and a sibling fight No Warnings

Filipino Mom Reader

no translation for the song sorryy since i have no idea how to transition that rn

Tumblr is being a btcccch

You awoke on top of a tree branch feeling something warm and feathery snuggle up to your neck. It was a small songbird, a pipit if you may. "Hm?" you let out still feeling particularly sleepy. "Your Grace! Are you awake?" the little pipit jumped on you. "Uhh...Kinda I still feel a bit tired, and Why do I feel like I should remember you?" you scratched your head. "So you really don't remember...Its me Pip!" The small bird's voice started cracking. "Huy....Sorry talaga...Try ko remember ikaw, Pramis" You were Truly Sorry, and you Promised to try and remember them.

"Then...Let's go to our favorite places! Maybe you can Remember!" Pip Started to fly and you jumped out of the tree and followed them. You Held out your hand hoping for Pip to land on it, and they did. "There should be a cave here..." They looked around for it, til your eyes landed on a rather thick set of vines. "Is it over here?" You started walking to the side of the mountain. As you brush the vines away you saw an opening. "This is it! You're starting to remember" Pip said. "Di naman masyado parang feeling ko lang na dito" You dont quite remember, you just feel that it would be there.

You walked into the hole in the wall into a pretty decorated cave with well preserved instruments, chairs, perches, tables, a cooking pot and lanterns strewn about. you started lighting them on one by one, then you picked up a guitar it was in tune, and there weren't any dust, surprisingly. And you started playing a familiar tune. "That's it your Grace! You're remembering!" Pip Cheered. You felt like you truly belong there.

You were visiting a couple more places with Pip. You brought the guitar with you. Until both of you got split up. You passed out from fatigue of trying to find Pip. You awoke seeing yourself tied up on a stage. "You're awake you Imposter" You were in a panic 'Anong Imposter? walang hiya' What imposter? shameless bitch- "Are you Ready for your execution?" when you fully realized...It was Zhongli! and another half of your brain immediately thought "Hold on my Fucking WHAT-"

So turns out Pip wasn't just calling you 'Your grace' for some reason. You were actually the main god of Genshin Impact, no wonder some places looked familiar, you just didn't seem to see the waypoints and statues of the 7. your thoughts were cut off by once again Zhongli, now you were CLEARLY Running out of time. "Any last words Imposter?" You saw pip up on in the sky flying about also probably looking for you.

So with a deep Inhale. You started to sing, voice cracking in the start. "May punukol sa pipit sa sanga ng isang kahoy~" Pip turned to you they started flying to you "At nahagip ng Bato ang pakpak ng munting ibon~"

"Dahil sa Sakit!~ Di na nakaya pang Lumipad"

Pip Managed to cut in "At ang nangyari ay nahulog ngunit parang taong bumigkas" Then tearing up almost crying you sang "Mamang may Lupit ang puso mo'y di na nahabag!~ Kapag Pumanaw ang Buhay ko may isang pipit na iiyak!~"

Pip landed on your head and you smiled the brightest you ever had forgetting what happened before. how I DONT KNOW IM TIRED MY BATTERY IS RUNNING LOW AND I DONT HAVE MY CHARGER OMG.

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i learned english first, then filipino/tagalog, and japanese. and i live in the philippines atm but moving to japan in college (probably, if i don’t pass my college entrance exams here—😐🤚🏻)

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