#controversial character

Runa Amberthorne | The Waitress ❤️🌈☕️✨

Of the archdemons, Belphegor likes to keep it low-key and frequently visits the earthly plane to experience humanity’s nightlife. Most days he keeps to himself in his grand abode. He can’t even be bothered to observe or receive the sacrificial offerings his followers — mortal and demonic alike — bring him. Instead, he prefers to lie on his bed in comfy clothes and relax. What’s better than napping in your favorite sweater? Sitting back and watching the latest HBO drama series.

Sometimes he’ll have someone over for casual sex, but relationships aren’t his thing. He can’t put in enough emotional effort for anything long-standing — or even remotely healthy. Each time, he conjures up gifts and treasures, trying to pacify their unease with material things, and that usually ends with a “fuck you” and an empty bed.

So when that happens, the only thing Bel here can really commit to is his nightly look. With time, patience, and two crates of cosmetic products, he turns out a truly stunning gal — dressed scantily enough to catch a guy’s attention if he decides to skulk around the clubs. He prefers married straight men. Part of him likes to think that bagging a married fella further corrupts the world, eroding the traditional bonds between husband and wife and pushing them further and further toward Hell through adultery and sodomy — something he knows Satan and Asmodeus probably appreciate, if not outright tolerate.

Though how straight these guys really are is up for debate once they finally get going with Bel. Bel… is very well endowed. Horse cock, if ever there was one.

When I look at the defences for Cloud in Smash, I keep seeing various things pop up.

“He’s the most iconic character Square has ever made.” “Even people who don’t play Final Fantasy VII know who he is.” “He’s practically Square’s mascot.”

And I’m sitting here trying to figure out if these people really understand what they’re saying cause it all sounds so much like blind fanboy/girlism. Look, let’s set the whole Super Smash Bros thing aside for a moment. There’s nothing we can do to change the fact he’s going to be in it now. It’s pretty clear, and rather convenient, that they had this ready to go for some time.

I wanna talk about this idea that Cloud is somehow more recognizable than a Moogle or a Chocobo. Characters that not only predate Cloud, but appear more often than him and have even had their own games. The main reason that people know about Cloud is due to word of mouth and not the good kind.