#content machine

Velvet: (Monologue) The first thing I do is put on my patch to indicate that I am no shorter than 6' tall. Then I step outside and I am immediately attacked for my height.

Ruby: How's the weather up there, Tallie~?!

Nora: (Hi-fives, Runs away w/ Ruby)

Velvet: I'm only half-tall on my dad's side, but they don't care.

Velvet: Around 12, I go to my favorite restaurant for lunch, but there's a discriminatory sign against people more than 6' tall. "No Talls Allowed". A group of Short Queens kick me out before I can walk in. Guess I won't be eating here today.

Velvet: On my walk home, I see something truly horrifying. Last night, the Short Queens destroyed the storefronts of every shop owned by 6-footers. They're calling it Kris-TALL-Nacht.

Velvet: Pyrrha, what happened?!

Pyrrha: Don't you get it, Velvet? (Points at 6) This is what's wrong! It's the TALL-ocaust! Jaune and I are leaving tonight, and you should, too.

Velvet: I think Pyrrha is overreacting.

Velvet: Around 3PM, I see my doctor about a height reduction procedure.

Neo: (Shakes head, Points to ears)

Velvet: NO! NO! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! I CAN'T BE THIS TALL!

Neo: (Points to door, ala "Get her out of here!")

Velvet: Later, I turn on the news and see Weiss Schneetling.

Weiss: FIVE FOOT THREE AND A HALF IS AS TALL AS THE PERFECT WOMAN CAN BE ALLOWED TO GROW! (Crowd cheers)

Velvet: She's becoming more popular by the day.

Velvet: Around 10PM, I lay down to go to sleep, but my room and home are suddenly raided by Short Police! They ransack everything and arrest me for being tall on a Thursday night. First, they came for girls taller than 6 and a half feet. I didn't think anything of it because I wasn't 6 and a half feet. And then they came for me.

Velvet: And then, there was nobody left..

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