#construction jokes

Do you want to hear a construction joke?

"I WILL SURVIVE" ( Contractor's Version) Sung to "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never build what you had specified. But then I spent so many days just trying to build what you drew wrong and I grew strong and I learned how to get along. And now you're back with more floor space I just walked in to find you here with that design change look on your face. I should have charged an awful lot I would have allowed contingency If I had known for just one second you'd always be bothering me Go on now go, delete that door move that wall around now 'cause you don't like it anymore'. Weren't you the one who would not answer RFI's did you think I'd crumble did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I I will survive Oh as long as I know how to claim I know I'll be alright I've got all my vari's to submit I've got all my notices to give and I'll survive I will survive (hey-hey) It took all the skill I had to keep it from falling apart kept trying hard to mend your poor design from the start. And I spent oh so many days just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry whenever you sent SI's. And you see me somebody new I'm not that pre-tender person still in love with you. And so you felt like dropping in and you expect me to be free and now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's not defecting me. Go on now go, amend that floor, delete that stairwell now 'cause you don't want it anymore'. Weren't you the one who would not answer RFI's did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I I will survive Oh as long as I know how to claim I know I'll be alright I've got all my vari's to submit I've got all my notices to give and I'll survive I will survive (hey-hey)