Nov 12, 2023
“Bright Side of Things” (digital illustration) — CW
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“Bright Side of Things” (digital illustration) — CW
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May the force be with you
*The Corny bitties have kept this ask tucked away, saving it until today! Now that the day has arrived, they emerge from underneath the anti-venom fridge with fake lightsabers, wearing terrible cosplays. Many of them are saying “Me’sa JarJar Binks even though they are wearing ridiculous Princess Leia bikinis.
*Cornies make Star Wars jokes and puns, mimic lightsaber sounds, and pretend to be stormtroopers who were shot (complete with overly dramatic scream of pain). Working together, they hang up a banner that says:
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!
*before returning to their nests under the anti-venom fridge to continue their napping (and scheming).
Hope you have an a-maize-ing day!
What does a chemist say when they're in disbelief?
WThF (Tungsten Thorium Flouride)
A corn maze is also a maize maze
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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My grandma’s name is Elsie, or Ellie, and my grandpa’s name is Charles, or Chuck. My grandma needs a little step stool to get into vehicles; Grandpa calls it the Ellie-vator. He says that if he ever needs one for himself, they'll call it the Up-Chuck. I’m pretty sure I get my sense of humor directly from my grandpa.
I'm a sucker for corny jokes & puns.
versaceallie 😂🌽