breaking back pt1.
thoughts while watching bd1:Â
the dawn is breaking (cinematic parallels)
edward anthony masen cullenÂ
they all hit puberty?
why is charlie so shocked, the lack of respect for mental healthÂ
our favourite vampilante/vigilampire is the consent king who respects womenÂ
not only consent king but diversity emperor, edward out here meeting our POC quota
cinematic parallels: edward breaking the bed and causing an earthquake vs rhysand pounding that pussy so hard that mountain ranges formÂ
his dick is like a popsicleÂ
peak mormon marriage: getting married, having sex once, getting gregnant, dyingÂ
the scene with all the wolves talking is like when all the seagulls in finding nemo started yelling mineÂ
omg jasper has emotion? is this character development?
carlisle having all the medical technology to do a midnight xrayÂ
and also having all the O negative blood in world to satisfy bella’s weird pregnancy cravingsÂ
bella coming up with the name EJ when Edwob was the superior choiceÂ
resume knowing english and communicating the concept of love in the womb
rosalie waiting for bella to die so she could snatch that child (babies b4 ladies)Â Â
edward went nom nom nom everywhere; inside and outÂ
“i dont think cpr is gonna save her, her back is broken”Â
the absolute law of the wolves that they all must obey: grooming
a recurring switzerland, just makes sense (red = blood and white = cast)
christina agriculture robbedÂ














