LAK on CRACK

abuela: you're the problem mirabel!

mirabel: yes i am

*leaves the encanto - becomes a millionaire song writer (lin manuel miranda)*

THUNDER Bruno: Gorilla

Comforting Bruno: Just the Way You Are 

Rejected Bruno: Grenade

Soft Bruno: Treasure 

Couch Bruno: Lazy Song

last post but with art! 

thoughts while watching bd2: 

the dawn has broke

“you need to get your thirst under control” 

hold on spider monkey --> she becomes an actual spider monkey

oh shes turned on

cinematic parallels she jumped from the cliff into the water in new moon except edward is actually here,

take a whiff - the stinky theme is back

you imprinted on my daughter?? SHES A BABY

moronic wolfy claim on her?? shes mine

LOCH NESS MONSTER - LAKKIE (REAL LIFE PARALLELS)

booboo got a boo boo

charlie, to this day, is still on that boat trip!!

how am i supposed to tell the gender of the baby if not the eyelashes

i wanna be where the vampires are, i wanna see wanna see them sparkling (my little mermaid)

bella’s bucket list: #1 have sex, #2 sparkle like a vampire

she was born not bitten.

what if they don't like me,  they just never met you before -- how can you meet someone that's not real its cgi

THE AVATAR = BENJAMIN    

WOMEN KNOWS HER TROUT RESPECT WOMEN WHO LOVE TROUT

cult tings :hearteyes:

carlisle cullen and the goblet of chemistry (the on screen roamnce between carlisle and every other character in this entire series was worth being born for)

“that’s an order” but in a italian accent 

magnifico, o o o its magic you knowww, never believe its not so

thoughts while watching bd1: 

the dawn is breaking (cinematic parallels)

edward anthony masen cullen 

they all hit puberty?

why is charlie so shocked, the lack of respect for mental health 

our favourite vampilante/vigilampire is the consent king who respects women 

not only consent king but diversity emperor, edward out here meeting our POC quota

cinematic parallels: edward breaking the bed and causing an earthquake vs rhysand pounding that pussy so hard that mountain ranges form 

his dick is like a popsicle 

peak mormon marriage: getting married, having sex once, getting gregnant, dying 

the scene with all the wolves talking is like when all the seagulls in finding nemo started yelling mine 

omg jasper has emotion? is this character development?

carlisle having all the medical technology to do a midnight xray 

and also having all the O negative blood in world to satisfy bella’s weird pregnancy cravings 

bella coming up with the name EJ when Edwob was the superior choice 

resume knowing english and communicating the concept of love in the womb

rosalie waiting for bella to die so she could snatch that child (babies b4 ladies)  

edward went nom nom nom everywhere; inside and out 

“i dont think cpr is gonna save her, her back is broken” 

the absolute law of the wolves that they all must obey: grooming

a recurring switzerland, just makes sense (red = blood and white = cast)

thoughts when watching ww 1984: 

disappointed but what else is new, thanks 2020 

so many plot holes 

why is it so unnecessarily long 

what was the point of that long ass competition flashback at the beginning...where was the relevancy 

why did everyone in the mall scene act like they were in a sam raimi spider-man movie

what was that whole body possession thing, is diana ok with banging the body of a random man (what if he has STIs?)

the plane flying, how can steve fly a plane from 1984, have planes not changed for the past 70/80 years

“you just gotta catch the air” ???? HELP 

it took me like half the movie to understand that maxwell was able to take anything he wanted from people when they made a wish 

what was that ending, did they time travel back or was everything just a disaster 

omg barbara and her apex predator shit

she already had diana’s power but because she was a furry she HAD to take it one step further 

LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THIS she looks like tai lung from kung fu panda not a “cheetah” 

thoughts while watching eclipse (2010):

do vampires use diva cups as shot glasses 

carlisle had chemistry with every breathing/non breathing thing in the movie 

how can there be so much going on but nothing at the same time 

“can you feel that? flesh” 

jasper and his blinking aversion - he blinked like 10 times the entire movie

edward being consent king but only if they get married 

booboo <3 

charlie continuing to be the most ineffective character in the entire series

looking for (and found) moments between edward and jacob just to feel something -- throuple subtext and found text 

where is the respect for mental illness in this movie 

synchronized hood removal has never been better