#constant king

thoughts while watching eclipse (2010):

do vampires use diva cups as shot glasses 

carlisle had chemistry with every breathing/non breathing thing in the movie 

how can there be so much going on but nothing at the same time 

“can you feel that? flesh” 

jasper and his blinking aversion - he blinked like 10 times the entire movie

edward being consent king but only if they get married 

booboo <3 

charlie continuing to be the most ineffective character in the entire series

looking for (and found) moments between edward and jacob just to feel something -- throuple subtext and found text 

where is the respect for mental illness in this movie 

synchronized hood removal has never been better 

sssh take some Constant King

Summary:

There was a reason Zatanna did not often invite Constantine to join their missions. The bloody Batman didn't have to deal with this shit.

“So, are you…” Constantine trailed off meaningfully, and while Zatanna’s back was turned to the warlock she knew those dark eyes were drinking in the sight as if it were a fine whisky.

As if King Shark was a fine whisky. Christ.

Words: 4k

Rating: M