put valentino rossi in the rbr second seat hold on stay with me hear me out, we’re all in agreement that rbr needs an experienced driver in that car, valentino has f1 experience (was literally offered a seat after he did a test with ferrari that would turn into a red team contract if he did well for a year) has a few seasons of wec under his belt too. boring qualifications over, here’s the good stuff. insane in the membrane old italian man who in some ways believes he’s god and is a wily cutthroat 9 time world champion is maybe the only person who can sit in that second rbr seat and survive the curse that has been haunting it for years. max loves older italian men, he gets enrichment in his enclosure. helmut marko officially usurped as most powerful ancient vizier in the sport. vale can support/haze kimi even better from inside the f1 paddock. having thee valentino rossi walking among them dickmatize most of the current grid bc theyre in love with him and dont want to kill their icon so he’ll score points for rbr’s wcc campaign. fernando alonso notably excluded from that point, will need to monitor for geriatric old man v old man beef. and best of all?? the return of cunty petty nonsense to formula 1. also vale’s beloved long live pussy leathers giving mohammed ben sulayem an aneurysm. anything is possible if u just believe
