Alana: “There’s nothing to be nervous about you two~!”

Here’s the poly fic I wanted to do a while ago. Sorta requested bc somebody suggested meme boi and Connor for it (I’m assuming they mean jaredxconnorxreader so that’s what I wrote)

Warning: first poly fic so it’s shit, also poly ship so don’t read if you’re uncomfortable. Also it’s hella short and just a drabble

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It was times like this that you wondered, was it really worth it to be dating the two most stubborn, hotheaded, and insecure boys you knew? Times like this, where your boyfriends, Connor and Jared bickered as if they were an old married couple, you being their marriage counselor rather than the third lover in the relationship. Sometimes it was overwhelming and the two could be a handful, especially after they’d each had a long day like today. They had bickered over every little thing this evening, which was originally intended to be a Netflix date. But then they disagreed on what to watch and what snacks to grab and who got to be the little spoon. They seemed to have forgotten that you were there, and both could be the little spoon, but you chose to sit back and let the fights tire them both out. You all finally agreed on watching the new Netflix Deathnote movie, Jared wanting to see how hilariously awful it was and Connor wanting to see how they ruined the entire thing. You agreed with them, it was quite inaccurate and horrible, but before the movie was halfway through the two were cuddled against eachother, sound asleep. You smiled, snapping a few quick photos before wrapping a big blanket around the two and giving them light kisses to their foreheads.