Dec 13, 2022
jared: hansen what's for dinner?
evan staring at the food he just burnt: regret-
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jared: hansen what's for dinner?
evan staring at the food he just burnt: regret-
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First post!!! I made this drawing a while ago but whatever
Of course you are Jared
Connor: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Jared: It’s not a joke. Jared: *sniffles* Jared: I’m a legit snack.
Jared’s trying to get things done
Connor: This is such a bad idea. Jared: Then why are you coming along? Connor: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
They snuck along like the smart people they are.
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Connor Murphy please come to the front desk? Connor, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Jared and Evan Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Jared and Evan, simultaneously: We got lost :( Connor: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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No Connor, not when it’s Jared
Jared: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Connor: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Ahhh yes some incorrect quotes
Jared: Hey, Evan. Can I get some dating advice?
Evan: Just because I’m with Connor doesn’t mean I know how I did it.Â
evan: the power went out :(
jared: dont worry, i got this
jared: [shakes rapidly and stomach starts to illuminate]
evan: WHAT-
jared: i swallowed a flashlight
evan, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-