#complications

Your whumpee has to be instructed how to perform surgery over the radio/phone/from someone in the next cell over.

Maybe they're performing it on themselves - or maybe performing it on someone else.

Yes, everything is simple. It's people who complicate things.

-- Albert Camus

"What people?"

Ridcully stared into Ponder's eyes. His lips moved. He squinted up and down like a man engaged in complex calculation. He shrugged.

"Probably everybody," he said.

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by fablefrond

“And yeah, you weren't gone for long. But I thought to myself, I was like, there's no way in hell that the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man actually let me suck his dick. And there's definitely no way in this entire fucking planet that he helped me get off too. It just didn't seem right, you know?”

Peter could feel his heart threatening to crack in two. To know of and tolerate Wade's mental health struggles was one thing, but to be face to face with it was something else entirely.

It hurt that Wade thought their night on the roof wasn't real. Not because of any personal feelings Peter had about it, but because of how low his self esteem had to be to conceptualize the situation as something that would never be physically possible. To hear someone he thought so highly of suffering from something so mentally debilitating– it pained him more than he realized.

“Wade.” Peter reached out to cusp the other man's cheek, smiling at the quiet sigh that escaped him as he leaned into the touch. “I'm here. And I'm real– I promise.”

 or, peter gets stuck on a mission for the avengers when all he wants to do is get home to wade.

Words: 9357, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of the complexities of hooking up with a vigilante

Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson

Additional Tags: Top Peter Parker, Bottom Wade Wilson, Dom Peter Parker, Sub Wade Wilson, Top Peter Parker/Bottom Wade Wilson, Porn with Feelings, Explicit Sexual Content, Enthusiastic Consent, Safe Sane and Consensual, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Making Out, Kissing, Dirty Talk, and a lot of it, Praise Kink, Teasing, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Smut, Domestic Fluff, Barebacking, Size Difference, Strength Kink, Orgasm Control, Aftercare, Attempt at Humor, Mental Health Issues