Feb 16, 2024
Words cannot describe how obsessed I am with Odysseus saying “what” after Eurylochus is like “a woman!” Mans is fed up
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Words cannot describe how obsessed I am with Odysseus saying “what” after Eurylochus is like “a woman!” Mans is fed up
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3 am, with a cold, stayed up late for an unknowable reason, muttering to myself while I moisturize
sweet dreams are made of grease who am i to diss the grease
My mom has breast cancer. It's in both sides, but it's stage 0 in one and stage 1 in the other, so that's good.
My brother's MIL died of cancer in 2022 and at some point during the horrible years leading up to that he joked to his wife, "Honey, you gotta be nice to me! My mother-in-law has cancer!" She shares his sense of humor so this was well-received.
Anyway, now our mom has cancer so my brother's wife gets to turn it around. "Andrew, be nice to me! My mother-in-law has cancer!"
It had become a running joke, even dished out by his MIL throughout her battle with cancer ("Daughter, have you considered that Andrew is really going through it? His mother-in-law has cancer!") and now our mom is enjoying telling Andrew to buck up and be there for Carlee while she endures her MIL having cancer.
My wife has started saying "so true bestie" to me and I'd like to file a complaint
pretty sure my funniest character is my super-serious bwon priestess that can stab you and yank your soul out with her knife but if you try to hand her literally anything that isn't giving off / being lit by soul energy she'll just fucking drop it bc she's blind
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"Any tips on how to get a woman to not be angry at you, Doc?" And by 'angry at you' he means 'angry at him'. He's really hoping you don't say apologize.
“Don’t piss her off.”
new coworker just declared to the cubicle “my husband doesn’t want to have a foot fetish. he refuses to suck my toes.”
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And without missing a BEAT, the girl sitting next to me goes, "Incorrect, that's Gandalf."