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He was very polite and shy... and he was telling the young man in front of me (who must have been his friend) that he put in his two weeks notice that day. When the guy asked him why, he responded with “I’m going to be managing a catering company here in town.” The guy laughed and said “Well, don’t screw it up!” They both had a laugh about the joke, and as Cullen smiled, I couldn’t  stop my brain from creating the au for cullrian...

Cullen quits his job in law enforcement (He didn’t like the way his commanding officers were making him do things) and started up a catering business. It’s a small modest business, but he is happy doing what he is doing.

He gets hired by a fashion company to be their caterer, his first big break, and meets with the owner. This dashing man catches his attention and causes him to blush and stutter constantly as he tries to explain the dishes he’ll have available for their venue that they want to hold at the end of the month.

In the span of the next four weeks, Cullen is called back into the man’s office to go over plans and recipes he has until finally the owner asks him out for coffee to “Go over plans one last time.” But Dorian doesn’t ask him out for coffee to go over the plans, and when Cullen realizes it come the time they walk out and down the street together, arms linked, he’s a stuttering and blushing mess.

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Kayla

[10:08 AM]: i hadnt considered the horror of commander Hayden coming up behind someone until yesterday.

Sylentee

[10:09 AM]: leaning into you trapping you with his arms on the desk in front of you in a prison of old man as he smells your hair compliments how nice you've been looking lately

Kayla

[10:09 AM]: his breath on the back of your neck

Sylentee

[10:09 AM]: and you keep typing awayu like maybe if I don't move he'll go away

Kayla

[10:09 AM]: he probably smells like coffee and gum and vitamins

Sylentee

[10:09 AM]: alksgajgskdgj old man smell ointment

Kayla

[10:10 AM]: misc ointment

Sylentee

[10:10 AM]: mentols and strong colone musty

Kayla

[10:10 AM]: *shudders*

Sylentee

[10:10 AM]: musky IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO BE SEXY AND LIKE LICKING YOUR NECK and JUST SCREAMING

Kayla

[10:11 AM]: NONONONONONOONONONO

Sylentee

[10:11 AM]: You break out into hives

Kayla

[10:11 AM]: instantly

Sylentee

[10:12 AM]: You start sweating nervously and he takes that as like... I dunno, you're turned on by him so he keeps going

Kayla

[10:12 AM]: nononononoonooonnoonononononnon every single hair on your body standing on ene *end small whine

Sylentee

[10:13 AM]: "I-I-I HAVE TO GO" "Don't be so shyyyyy" [manuvers so you can't escape]

Kayla

[10:13 AM]: his entire body is covering the door and you feel so small

Sylentee

[10:14 AM]: how did he get so fast when did he get so stRONG

Kayla

[10:14 AM]: more internal screaming

Sylentee

[10:14 AM]: Someone knocks on the door and as he turns you bolt running for your life

Kayla

[10:14 AM]: until next time sweaty ;) (more hollering)

Kayla

[10:21 AM]: your neck is still wet and its drying in the wind you create while ur sprinting

Sylentee

[10:23 AM]: you dont take your clothes off and just curl up in the shower letting the hot water burn your skin as you try and scrub your neck clean

Kayla

[10:23 AM]: your fighter/navigator just on the other side of the door just saying softly " it will be okay. Maybe he'll get tranferred, or maybe we'll get transferred." the words are nice but its never enough

Sylentee

[10:24 AM]: You pray for death kjaadghsdjkghjksdgsd SO YOU FIND OUT RIGHT You're standing at some assembly and you're in the front cause who knows why and you hear about this mission you're all about to be sent on and Hayden leans in just close enough for him to whisper and he sayd

Kayla

[10:24 AM]: noooooooooooo

Sylentee

[10:25 AM]: "a lot can happen in deep space" -wink-

Kayla

[10:25 AM]: nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sylentee

[10:25 AM]: and you instantly pass out

Kayla

[10:26 AM]: ahahahhahaha what if like helios was jealous of you and was always trying to fight you and you're like "why don't u understand how much i do not want"

Sylentee

[10:27 AM]: somewhere Cain is vomming so hard http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Ibutthefuh+_2a81d467e595ed3de3b0685b6c717f3e.png

Kayla

[10:28 AM]: ahahahahahaha so you're constantly hiding rom Hayden and running from helios

Sylentee

[10:29 AM]: at some point you just turn to Helios and you're like ok dude just do it. I don't care, take me from this hell

Kayla

[10:30 AM]: so he does and you're relived and like whew im all burisy but at least i only have to run from one person but then "Who hurt you this way, my dove?" he cradles your face in his hands

Sylentee

[10:31 AM]: noooOOOOO and you can't move and Helios is glaring from a corner and you're like "Helios, I trusted you... I trusted you to kill me" And Hayden gets the wrong idea cause he thinks you're into Helios and Helios thinks you're into Commander Dad and you're just screaming

Kayla

[10:32 AM]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LXT46VUuHs despondant like "will i wake tomorrow from this nightmare"

Sylentee

Sylentee

[12:08 PM]: we've already agreed that we like trash characters the only character I genuinely feel disgust towards now -now that it's not Praxis- is CD

Kayla

[12:09 PM]: are we abreviating his name now? is it too triggering hahah

Sylentee

[12:09 PM]: Typing out Commander Dad is just a lot when we're freaking out about him so ferquently and saying JUST his name is kinda gross like too informal I don't know him like that /Hayden/ I bet his first name is John John hayden JA-HAYDEN ON HIM

Kayla

[12:10 PM]: disgust

Sylentee

[12:10 PM]: ///pathetic

Kayla

[12:11 PM]: what if its Kevin Kevin hayden chet hayden

Sylentee

[12:11 PM]: such a white guy name Chad

Kayla

[12:11 PM]: *shivers*

Sylentee

[12:11 PM]: Chad Hayden

Kayla