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Everyone knows that itâs super-heroes who save the world. They fight the aliens, or the monsters, or the bad guys. And mostly, thatâs true.
But not always.
Iâm a psychic. The thing is, my range isnât that great. I donât have much detail more than about 36 hours out, 48 for something really big. Iâd had a nebulous sort of bad feeling for about a week before this one finally hit, and it was big. Something very tough and very supernatural was going to come up out of the harbor of Nova Roma, and the death-toll was going to be high. Crazy high.
I did all I could. I told the Unaligned Supers Job Placement Agency, and they put the word out to everyone on both sides of the Line. The Henchmanâs Union donât like natural disasters any more than anyone else, and theyâre often quite helpful against eldritch horrors and stuff like that. Things that donât hire henchmen and ruin the property values.
The trouble was, nobody big was around. The only really big team of heavy hitters on the West Coast were away dealing with some sort of doomsday cult - I never was clear on what that was about - and Guarde and Dog Fox were out of touch and even Mx Frantique was out of town at someoneâs wedding. It was going to happen in less than two days and we couldnât find anyone to help and I was seriously considering calling in some kind of bomb threat or something to get people away from the docks, at least.
And then, about eighteen hours out, it just⌠went away.
Which never, ever happens.
My powers might be short range, but theyâre reliable. I donât get stuff wrong, and I hadnât been able to find any way to prevent what was going to happen, or even been able to identify anyone who could. But someone did. Someone had done something to stop the threat, something that happened literally while I was opening my car door. When I reached for the handle, thousands of people were going to die. By the time the door was open, there was no threat at all.
At first I thought it must have been a ranged thing. Like, whatever Iâd been seeing (all those teeth, I saw them in nightmares for months after) had been distracted by something tasty on its way here and gotten off track, that itâd come up somewhere up or down the coast. My range isnât that big, either. Anything outside about thirty miles might as well be on Mars for all I know about it. So we kept a watch out, and warned the chapters of the Union and the Agency in other cities.
But nothing happened. Nothing at all. I couldnât explain it, and I was really unpopular for a while. Supers do NOT like people who cry wolf. Thereâs enough freaky shit we have to deal with without someone panicking everyone with a dire prophecy that fizzles out.
Thank all the gods that Tunny showed up. Nobodyâs really sure what Tunny actually is - sentient fish creature, some kind of really mutated human, an alien, or what. She changes her story a lot. But sheâs pretty friendly, especially for a twenty-foot-long horror-movie-mermaid-thing with four arms, so when she came into harbor to pick up some supplies a guy from the Agency went out to tell her what Iâd seen. Iâd gotten a wharf and dock number, so she went down to check.
I donât think anyone had ever seen Tunny scared before. Her English wasnât good enough to really explain what sheâd found hibernating down there, but it was something very old and very powerful and very dangerous, and if itâd been woken up my vision would just have been the start of the crisis.
She rounded up a bunch of whales to help her move it, once she was sure it hadnât been agitated and wasnât likely to rouse if moved carefully. They towed it out before dawn, not wanting to scare the civilians, and when I saw the footage from the helicopter the Union sent up, when I saw how big the swell was, how many whales were pulling, I swear I nearly crapped myself. No wonder Iâd been getting hints a week in advance. Somehow we dumbass humans had built a whole fucking city almost on top of some kind of Ancient Old⌠THING, and eroded the sea-bottom until it was exposed, and if someone hadnât done whatever it was weâd all have been dead long before Tunny arrived. And not just all as in âall of Nova Romaâ, it could have taken out half of the continent... or all of it.
It took me years to find out what happened. YEARS. It turned into a kind of hobby, tracking everything that might possibly have come into contact with Wharf 38 on that particular day. Â
And what I found, eventually, was a city employee named Thomas Briggs.
Iâd found out early on that 38 wasnât in good repair. Not that bad, but not great. It was old, things were getting a bit saggy in a few places, but thereâd been no sign that anything was likely to fall off on the day. It had sat there for a couple of years after the crisis that never happened,, doing its job without problems then been rebuilt without any drama at all.
Entirely, completely, and totally because of Thomas Briggs.
The story, when I finally pieced it together, went like this.
Thereâd been some project or other to build some sort of high-budget science project over on the other side of the harbor, hanging it offâve Pier 8, the furthest out on that side. Something about tracking sea-life or ships or something. My conversational English is near perfect, Iâve been here for years, but I donât speak science nerd in ANY language. Itâd all been approved, some university was covering most of the cost, it was all gonna be fine. And it was gonna be over on 8 because that side of the harbor is the shallow end. Itâs where the sailboats go. All the big stuff that would block visual sensors and deafen the thing with engine noise was over in the thirties, in the real deep water.
They were almost ready to install the thing when a bunch of rich dudes suddenly got their panties in a bunch over having a big sciency tower thing ruining the view from their yachts, and tried to get it moved.
To, and Iâm sure you guessed this, Wharf 38.
Which was completely insane. It wouldnât be able to do its job over there, itâd be way more in the way, and (although they couldnât have known it) the installation would definitely have woken up the Thing sleeping by the wharf and we all would have died. But rich dudes with yachts donât care about that stuff. Theyâd bitched out and bribed up their friends on the city council, and those friends had done their thing, and the scientists had been left in the dark, and itâd almost gone through. Theyâd figured to install it right away, so that when the science guys found out itâd be too late and theyâd either have to pay a lot to move it or just use it where it was.
Enter Thomas Briggs.
Mr Briggs, Tom to his friends, didnât give a crap about the yachts or the science. He was a senior money guy for the commercial wharfs, the one who figured out things like how much money theyâd take in in a quarter, and what the repair budget should be, stuff like that. He found out about this thing two days before the disaster would have happened, and sat down and did the math.
Then he sent out an email to the guys trying to push this through, and he ripped into them like theyâd threatened to knife his mother. I got my hands on that email, and I didnât understand a lot of it any more than the council guys would have. It was ALL numbers. But at the top he wrote it out in plain English. Pier 8 was new, and rated to handle the weight of the thingy. Wharf 38 was going to be scrapped in a few years, and it was NOT rated for that kind of structure. Pier 8 had plenty of room around it. Wharf 38 was already a tight fit for the big commercial ships, and adding a structure sticking out on one side would block off at least half of the wharf to those ships completely.
Bottom line, putting the thing on Wharf 38 would cost the city hundreds of thousands of dollars more per year than putting it on 8, AND the city would have to eat the cost if 38 collapsed under it which it could easily do, AND the city would have to pay to move it in a couple of years anyway when 38 was due to be rebuilt.
And he cc-ed every important person he had an email address for, including the mayor, the anti-corruption people, and several reporters.
He must have sent that email right when I was opening my car door.
The whole plan collapsed right there, and some people got fired. There was no news story because the whole plan got killed before the reporters even got to the right office. The installation was started on Wharf 8 a few weeks later and I never connected it to a commercial wharf on the other side of the harbor.
One email, and a man who I never could have located in time, a man who had no powers at all, a man who was just conscientiously doing his job looking after the cityâs money saved the city, and the continent, and maybe even the world.
Who could have predicted that? Not me, thatâs for damn sure.
I canât deny that I went home and got drunk off my ass that night. Just thinking about how close that had been made my hands shake. One man. One honest man whoâd done the math.
I put the word out, once the hangover wore off. What had happened. That Thomas Briggs was the reason we were all alive and everyone better make his life real nice from now on, because heâd done what none of us could do and nobody but the supers would ever even know it.
Heâs got a lot of luck coming to him, I can tell you. We donât forget debts like that.
And I knew thatâd freak him out, because honest men donât like it when people start doing them a lot of favors for no apparent reason, so I tracked him down at the little bar where he likes to have a quiet beer on Friday nights before he goes home. Hell, I was the one whoâd gone through it all, back then. I should get to tell him.
I sat down beside him at the bar and looked at him. I saw a thin, small, balding man who looked like he worried too much and didnât get enough sleep, with lines around his eyes. Yeah, he looked like a man whoâd do the math. âThomas Briggs?â
He blinked at me through his glasses. âYes? Do I know you?â
âNo, you donât. My nameâs Barkhado Omar, and Iâve been looking for you for a long time.â I offered him my hand and he shook it, still looking confused. Which was fair, âcause I doubt a lot of seven foot tall Somali women came up to him in bars even when he was young. Heâs got to be close to retirement now.
He frowned. âLooking for me? Why?â
I smiled at him. âTom, let me buy you a drink and tell you about the day you saved the world.â
Itâs usually us who save the city, or the world. We have all the intel, all the advantages, all the powers.
But sometimes itâs not. Sometimes itâs someone like Tom Briggs, doing the right thing at the right time and never knowing that he changed the course of history.
Wild, huh?
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This story is a direct result of me and my ex chatting about how different the entire Marvel Universe would have been if Jeanâs first âresurrectionâ - being found in a life pod under a wharf, IIRC - had happened at like... any other time. Earlier. Later. It would have changed SO MUCH.
And we speculated about how it could happen, how someone just puttering around in middle management might have unknowingly saved countless lives, prevented Madelyneâs corruption, the legacy virus, all of it, just by postponing that particular set of repairs a bit longer.... and I couldnât resist writing a version of the story in which Tom does, in fact, save the world.
this whole luigi mangione thing has got me thinking again about how if the punisher got a revival specifically focused on taking down the top dogs of systemic corruption then he would actually be really popular as a antihero and his logo would eventually lose his alt-right symbolism but marvel is too afraid to say acab and fuck capitalism because of the obvious reasons
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