#colourfulmotion

A stranger took them. I’m tempted to hunt him down - it takes genius to focus on a wall and make red hair look green. I never intended to get into a photo with Jimmy (women looking like me “have less chance of getting laid than a brick”) and was dumb-founded by suddenly being eye to eye and him asking “how are you”. I hope I didn’t really say “not well”. No recollection of what he looked like (does he wear stage make-up? No hand free to change my no glasses. No idea how he got rid of the pen and shook my hand (expert palming? No marks on mine. Favourite and non-offensive pun was “Whiteboards are remarkable” btw). I've confirmed my stance on the rape “joke” issue. tl;dr: the issue’s his fans. Jimmy's very smart and self-aware. They aren't. Many of the young well-educated semi-intellectual men went from silent to a frenzy of screaming out outrageous “heckles” to get his attention and approval. He neatly turned the "sex tornado" heckle around to show they were not having sex but rape, but even explaining repeatedly and in detail what he was doing didn’t penetrate. No pun intended. He'll never go bald. He draws himself looking like Nixon. Why didn't he use the red chairs? I was certain he invented all the phone heckles? My second (equally non offensive) fav joke was about birds being afraid of flying. I’d only have flatter-heckled how he kept his weight. And if he'll never work in a duo, why not, better than waiting for random heckles that no longer come like in clubs. tl;dr: I’d have liked to see a show with (someone like) you. :)